Zvexmanson

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zvexmanson, or Mike Squires as he is known in Bulgaria, is creator of the Red Socking fetish. He is married to Panic! At the Disco but atleast he doesn't think the Shiny Toy Guns are any good. Can't spell "sunburnt_atheist" .

Secrets

• Really likes the Shiny Toy Guns.
• Plans to steal Carah from Jasmine and sell her on Ebay.

Trivia

• Mike is a leading authority on Andy's Underwear and holds an honorary doctorate in the field.
• He once blackmailed Rich Costey over his socking addiction
• Lives in a really shit place.
• Plays John McClane in Die Hard.
• Wants to know more about his emo-makeout session with Jasmine