Jasmine

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'''sunburnt_atheist''', also known as Jasmine Lewis, is the hottest [[emo]] alive. She was voted 'Hottest Emo Ever' in a recent awards show.
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== Early life ==
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Jazzy was born in 1987, to [[Fall Out Boy]] and a [[No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy!!|monkey]]. Her parents divorced after her father's comeback single; "This Ain't a Seed, It's Some Arse Rape" only reached number 4. Her mother was later captured by a zoo keeper, so Jasmine was left to fend for herself. When she was 10, Jasmine created [[Muselive]], but kept the idea to herself, and chose to take a job! at the <s>emo club</s> disco instead.
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==Her emo-ness and total hotness==
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Dude, she's like.... woah. If you've not seen this girl then you need to. I would, James would if he could, [[Auburn]] has.
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[[Image:B23748147.jpg|left|thumb|Jasmine. Emo girls are so fucking hot, no?]]She has several distinctive features:
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====Breasts====
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She has two, they're large and firm - everything you want from a hot 20 year old girl - seriously, if you haven't tried to nail this chick then you should consider getting nailed by her alter-ego James instead. The breasts are so amazing they have their own [[Jasmine's Bra|country]]
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'''sunburnt_atheist''', better known as James Lewis in several rich countries, is an [[English]] [[emo]] from [[ZOMG!Outhere]], [[England]]. [[Image:Emo-30070.jpg|right|thumb|Artists impression of James. Note the emo fringe.]] More famous for his extensive knowledge of [[The Simpsons]], he was also famous for a short period of time for creating the world's first cola-powered stream engine. He is married to [[Carah-Faye Charnow]] of the [[Shiny Toy Guns]]. His real identity is not known.
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====Legs====
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Go on, just imagine them wrapped around you, you know you want it.
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== Early life ==
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====Arse====
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James was born in 1973, to [[Fall Out Boy]] and a [[No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy!!|monkey]]. His parents divorced after his father's comeback single; "This Ain't a Seed, It's Some Arse Rape" only reached number 4. His mother was later captured by a zoo keeper, so James left to fend for himself. When he was 10, he created [[Muselive]], but kept the idea to himself, and chose to take a job at the pub instead.
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Just watch how it moves as she walks, have you ever seen anything so perfect? It's like a peach straight out of the [[Andy's Underwear|Garden of Eden]].
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Basically, you want her. You know you do.
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==Ambitions==
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*Nail her [[Carah-Faye Charnow|wife]].
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*Overcome the social stigma of being emo.
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*Contract the Rage virus. And survive.
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*Take over the world by replacing [[Wikipedia]] with the vastly superior, more acurate and infinitely more interesting [[Bluesockapedia]].
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==Warnings on Muselive== [[Image:Jasmine.jpg|right|thumb|Jasmine the butterfly. Because she can.]]
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Jasmine is the only user on Muselive to have more warnings than anyone else, while also not yet being banned, OR triggering a "last warning before a ban" warning. Impressive, she's got six so far.
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*16-09-2006 05:29 - Normal warning : [[Wogan Spam]]
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*11-01-2007 08:43 - Normal warning : Bullying Periodboy
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*12-01-2007 06:33 - Normal warning : Being too witty to Periodboy
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*14-03-2007 13:33 - Normal warning : Laughing in the face of the truth - (''infact a real warning, for the [[PANIC! joke]]'')
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*13-05-2007 13:10 - Normal warning : Yet More Wogan Spam
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*20-05-2007 13:15 - Normal warning : Bullying
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[[SuperAndy]] has promised Jasmine a trophy if she gets ten warnings.
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== Marriage ==
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==Sex object==
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On July 11, 2007, James attended a [[Shiny Toy Guns]] concert in [[London]], dressed in a tux, and wedding ring in hand. After the gig, he lynched the Shiny's tour bus, and forced himself past the security guard, and proposed to Carah. She immediately said yes, and invited James on tour with them for the rest of the year. James and Carah married on [[Treasure Island]] in 2008.
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Jasmine is just that, a sex object for every hot-blooded male, and sometimes, females of the world. If you ask her nicely, I'm sure she'd be up for anything.
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==Captain Emo==
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==Jazzy Facts==
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James is the leader of the [[EMO]], standing for Emotional Male Overlords, protecting the world from foreign and alien species with LiveJournals, MySpaces, and bleak and depressing emo music.
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*Is the world's hottest emo.
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*Is a virgin.
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*Had an emo make-out session with [[Zvexmanson]], however, he is unaware of it ever happening.
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==Trivia==
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==Jasmine's Hitlist==
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*James likes the Shiny Toy Guns, incase you never guessed.
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Jasmine's Hitlist is one of the most important documents and websites in the world. It contains a daily update of every single person who has:
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*Has seen Muse 10 times.
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*Looked at Jasmine in the wrong way
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*Is rumoured to be female, who is really hot.
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*Has looked at Jasmine's arse for less than 2 minutes
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*Irritated Jasmine
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*Called Jasmine a big crying emo baby
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[[Category:Wishful thinkers|Awesome]][[category:museliver]]
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As of July 2007, there are 394 people on the list.
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[[category:Museliver]]

Current revision as of 19:22, 30 October 2007

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sunburnt_atheist
Real name Jasmine
Rank Regular [29]
Gender Female
Location Heaven
Emo? Yes
Family Carah-Faye Charnow, wife
ML User profile [1]

sunburnt_atheist, also known as Jasmine Lewis, is the hottest emo alive. She was voted 'Hottest Emo Ever' in a recent awards show.

Contents

Early life

Jazzy was born in 1987, to Fall Out Boy and a monkey. Her parents divorced after her father's comeback single; "This Ain't a Seed, It's Some Arse Rape" only reached number 4. Her mother was later captured by a zoo keeper, so Jasmine was left to fend for herself. When she was 10, Jasmine created Muselive, but kept the idea to herself, and chose to take a job! at the emo club disco instead.

Her emo-ness and total hotness

Dude, she's like.... woah. If you've not seen this girl then you need to. I would, James would if he could, Auburn has.

Jasmine. Emo girls are so fucking hot, no?
She has several distinctive features:

Breasts

She has two, they're large and firm - everything you want from a hot 20 year old girl - seriously, if you haven't tried to nail this chick then you should consider getting nailed by her alter-ego James instead. The breasts are so amazing they have their own country

Legs

Go on, just imagine them wrapped around you, you know you want it.

Arse

Just watch how it moves as she walks, have you ever seen anything so perfect? It's like a peach straight out of the Garden of Eden.

Basically, you want her. You know you do.

Ambitions

  • Nail her wife.
  • Overcome the social stigma of being emo.
  • Contract the Rage virus. And survive.
  • Take over the world by replacing Wikipedia with the vastly superior, more acurate and infinitely more interesting Bluesockapedia.
==Warnings on Muselive==
Jasmine the butterfly. Because she can.

Jasmine is the only user on Muselive to have more warnings than anyone else, while also not yet being banned, OR triggering a "last warning before a ban" warning. Impressive, she's got six so far.

  • 16-09-2006 05:29 - Normal warning : Wogan Spam
  • 11-01-2007 08:43 - Normal warning : Bullying Periodboy
  • 12-01-2007 06:33 - Normal warning : Being too witty to Periodboy
  • 14-03-2007 13:33 - Normal warning : Laughing in the face of the truth - (infact a real warning, for the PANIC! joke)
  • 13-05-2007 13:10 - Normal warning : Yet More Wogan Spam
  • 20-05-2007 13:15 - Normal warning : Bullying

SuperAndy has promised Jasmine a trophy if she gets ten warnings.

Sex object

Jasmine is just that, a sex object for every hot-blooded male, and sometimes, females of the world. If you ask her nicely, I'm sure she'd be up for anything.

Jazzy Facts

  • Is the world's hottest emo.
  • Is a virgin.
  • Had an emo make-out session with Zvexmanson, however, he is unaware of it ever happening.

Jasmine's Hitlist

Jasmine's Hitlist is one of the most important documents and websites in the world. It contains a daily update of every single person who has:

  • Looked at Jasmine in the wrong way
  • Has looked at Jasmine's arse for less than 2 minutes
  • Irritated Jasmine
  • Called Jasmine a big crying emo baby

As of July 2007, there are 394 people on the list.

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