Zvexmanson

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-	{{Cowbell}}'''zvexmanson''', or Mike Squires as he is known in Bulgaria, is creator of the [[Red Socking]] fetish. He is married to [[Panic! At the Disco]] but atleast he doesn't think the [[Shiny Toy Guns]] are any good. Can't spell "[[sunburnt_atheist]]" [[Image:17747-LARGE-dsc00025.jpg|right|thumb|Mike in hypnosis mode. Smexeh]].	+	{{redsocks}}
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		+	Mike Squires, better known as '''zvexmanson''' is the world's greatest actor, and most notable stoner. He is most famous for being wrongly accused of [[red socking]] [[Rich Costey]] in a public park. [[Image:17747-LARGE-dsc00025.jpg|right|thumb|Mike in hypnosis mode. Smexeh]].
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		+	==Personal Life==
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		+	He has been married four times, thrice to [[Terry Wogan]] and once to [[Mr Blobby]] who perished when he fell foul to the [[Rage Virus]] in 2007, sexually transmitted by [[Noel Edmonds]]. He is currently romantically involved with [[The Jeremy Kyle Show|Jeremy Kyle]].
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		+	==Acting career==
		+	Mike plays pretty much every part in every film, except the parts [[Cillian Murphy]] plays, who he also good friends with. He is rumoured to be involved with Murphy in the sequel to 28 Weeks Later; "[[Fucking Hell, Not Another 28 Days Later]]". His most famous role was playing bad-ass [[John McClane]] in all three [[Die Hard]] films.
	==Secrets==		==Secrets==
-	*Really likes the Shiny Toy Guns.	+	[[The Daily Planet]] publishes accounts from Mike's diary after striking a deal with Mike himself - possibly while he was stoned. The paper had revealed Mike to be a huge [[Shiny Toy Guns]] fan, an ex-[[Socker]] and a [[homosexual]]. He has neither denied or confirmed the rumours.
-	*Plans to steal Carah from [[sunburnt_atheist|Jasmine]] and sell her on [[Ebay]].	+
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	*He once blackmailed [[Rich Costey]] over his [[Red Socking|socking]] addiction		*He once blackmailed [[Rich Costey]] over his [[Red Socking|socking]] addiction
	*Lives in a really shit place.		*Lives in a really shit place.
-	*Plays [[John McClane]] in [[Die Hard]].
	*Wants to know more about his emo-makeout session with [[Jasmine]]		*Wants to know more about his emo-makeout session with [[Jasmine]]
	*His favourite song is 'Against All Odds' by [[Phil Collins]].		*His favourite song is 'Against All Odds' by [[Phil Collins]].

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Current revision as of 19:36, 13 January 2008

RED SOCK ALERT! This page has been socked by Rich Costey. You could be next.

STOP, MOTHERFUCKER! This page has far too many red links for my liking. Rectify soon, or I shall kick thy arse. Regards, John McClane

Mike Squires, better known as zvexmanson is the world's greatest actor, and most notable stoner. He is most famous for being wrongly accused of red socking Rich Costey in a public park. .

Contents 1 Personal Life 2 Acting career 3 Secrets 4 Trivia

Personal Life

He has been married four times, thrice to Terry Wogan and once to Mr Blobby who perished when he fell foul to the Rage Virus in 2007, sexually transmitted by Noel Edmonds. He is currently romantically involved with Jeremy Kyle.

Acting career

Mike plays pretty much every part in every film, except the parts Cillian Murphy plays, who he also good friends with. He is rumoured to be involved with Murphy in the sequel to 28 Weeks Later; "Fucking Hell, Not Another 28 Days Later". His most famous role was playing bad-ass John McClane in all three Die Hard films.

Secrets

The Daily Planet publishes accounts from Mike's diary after striking a deal with Mike himself - possibly while he was stoned. The paper had revealed Mike to be a huge Shiny Toy Guns fan, an ex-Socker and a homosexual. He has neither denied or confirmed the rumours.

Trivia

• Mike is a leading authority on Andy's Underwear and holds an honorary doctorate in the field.
• He once blackmailed Rich Costey over his socking addiction
• Lives in a really shit place.
• Wants to know more about his emo-makeout session with Jasmine
• His favourite song is 'Against All Odds' by Phil Collins.