User:Capp 90

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Capp_90 is the self proclaimed king of AD, elected by popular vote. He is the commanding general of a group of bandits known as the Purple Hurricanes. This group consists of his Leutenant CAC, his Private E74U, and his Chief of Sardines Champloo713. Other members of his naval corps include barfkid, J Dubb, and his sidekick KnightStar.

This is his story...

The Beginning of AWESOME!!!

Capp, as so many of his loyal followers commonly refer to him as, was merely your typical High School Junior, until one day a mutant spider bit its fangs into his testicles, causing an evolutionary growth in the young mans already swollen balls. It was this day that Capp discovered his latent powers that would one day save the lives of countless Americans, except for those who live in Utah. These powers include the Gift of Gab, Capp's most well known trait, or what the cruel and extremely gay moderators often refer to as spam. It was with this power that Capp delivered unto this world the most sacred thread that His Highest can possibly bestow upon us.

Early Days

Capp, but a lowely shady, began his AD days at the bleach spoiler thread, where he often debated with his forefathers over detergents and the effects of mixing reds with whites. This was done for a while, until Capp suddenly got the Bizarro Syndrome an started spending most of his time in IB. Those were dark days....

The first spam thread

Among his time in AD, Capp came across CAC, a lonely, decrepid and often times spat upon excuse of a man. Together, they were unstoppable! For weeks they patroled around the AD, completely destroying any new Zeni thread that got in their way. One day A thread by the name of "Bring Evangelion Back" came across their eyes. Within seconds of its creation, Capp proclaimed it as his own with his famous declaration "This won't last long..." This thread became the headquarters of his original spam thread, the fruitition of his namesake. This is where he gained his popularity and formed his group of marauders.