Boxers

From Asaction

Boxers likes yaoi. Boxers likes yaoi so much that whenever someone thinks of Boxers they think of yaoi. She likes other stuff too but mostly yaoi. Boxers frequents the Parade of Male hawtness thread and has the ability to derail any thread using her power of yaoi. Some of the other things she likes include L, Mayuri, and D.Gray-Man Apparently, someone calls her "Shrimp".

Current Whereabouts

Boxers was sent on a mission to bring peace and Yaoi to someplace I don't care to mention, but hasn't been seen since. Her plane mysteriously dissapeared right over there. There are some clams she may yet still be alive but I"m to lazy to look, you do it. Hey, I'm writing the damn article, I don't see you doing anything. Pssh.

Boxers, wherever you are, we miss you <3

BOXAHS LYFE STOREH TIME OMGWTFPWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZE BEGINNING YO

Boxahs was born in a log cabin in Russia, where the nights are cold and the beer is colder. Because of this fact, baby Boxahs was drunk quite frequently, and she lost many brain cells because of it. Poor baby Boxahs.

From there, Boxahs began her life as a Russia prostitute. Sad, no? On the eve of her 14th birthday, some horny fat perv from Japan bought her online from a mail-order bride. O NOEZ! She was whisked off to Japan and began her whirlwind romance with her fat otaku savior, Kohta Hirano. And people wonder why she bangs him so much.

Annnyyyways, while Boxahs was having fun with that, you must remember, Boxahs was a whore. She quickly grew tired of her lazy fat counterpart and stowed away in a box full of Hello Kitty plushies and escaped from Japan! Hirano attempted putting up wanted ads, but decided after hanging up 3 and a half that it was too much bother and went home to draw more pronz.

Just where did she end up? A fine question indeed...

Never Ending Story

Turns out the crate ended up in Williamsburgville Town, Kentucky. Ew.

After jacking some KFC (because Boxahs LUuUuuUUUuUuuURVES her fried chicken) she ran away! Again!! Oh Boxahs you silly prostitute...

And so, she ended up in a quiet little shithole town that no one knows about, and frankly, we don't care. =D That's all there is to this tale, and all there ever shall be. Maybe. Unless she goes religious or something, then we'll add another section about that...

Mwahs. <333