Kohikki

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Kohikki once punched a moon out of orbit, and preceded to replace it with a picture of his face scowling at the planet below him. --Shadowstaarr

History

Kyurian Postcard

Kohikki was born and raised in a small undersea town called Kyruia where he had many friends including the undersea albino squirrel which Kohikki named Shiro after the dog he has always wanted. When Kohikki was old enough, he ventured to the world on land where he learned about anime and many other magical things like the internet. Initially, Kohikki was to return to Kyruia to report the information learned to improve the quality of living there. But the love of things on land was too great and Kohikki has already lost the ability to breathe under water. For many days and many nights, Kohikki would sit by the ocean and gaze down upon it's beauty, sadly remembering all the times he'd spent under it in his home, his fun times shared with Shiro. He would still find ways to keep himself from slipping into a state of depression, even if his lovely fiance was lost forever as was everything he loved below the sea. In his dreams it would haunt him, his selfish and foolish behaviour had led him into such a life of despair.

In Kohikki's 20th year, advanced hypnotists from Kyuria were sent to erase his memories of their civilization because he had failed to complete his mission. It was a success and Kohikki continued living in the world on land as if he had been all his life. On that day, Shiro and all of Kohikki's companions from below the sea watched as the hypnotists wiped the memories of them from his mind, teary eyed they felt as though a small part of their being had been erased in the process. A sad day for all of Kyuria.

This day, would prove to be a major turning point in Kohikki's life. After it everything was a lot happier although there were still some problems. He was no longer haunted by his tragic past but became slightly confused about his current existence since there was no evidence of him growing up on land. He later met some friends who would help him to accept the loss of his past and taught him that the only time that matters is the present. That if he spent the time he had now on making new memories to cherish there wouldn't be any reason to feel incomplete.

Now Kohikki though somewhat troubled, is living life to the fullest.. despite having acute/sometimes severe social anxiety.

Kohikki is also a magical flying wizard who is generally awesome and that kind of thing.

The Start of Life on the boards

Kohikki joined the boards on 03-23-2004 at a cafe in an attempt to play games on the site while his computer was down. It was a colder day. Kohikki ordered a drink with Oreo bits and whipped cream. it was lovely.

Love life + Other relations

Since joining the boards Kohikki has been married once to LirpaYamEunjYluj Kohikki proposed and they were later married by _Boxers_ the flying priestess. OMG WE JUST HIT OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY 4 DAYS AGO! 7-10-07! WOO! GO US AND OUR INFINITE LOVE!

Note: Kohikki was involved in one very brief marriage involving, Lirpa, _Boxers_ , Loves, Zeus, FMA_andT_fan and Rebornaraku

As far as friendships go, Kohikki believes himself to have a rather good amount of companions. He also has a Superbuddy ( MasterSamson ) whom Kohikki decided to keep after Cille turned down his offer of being BFFs, which is totally fine because Samson is a totally better superbuddy anyway, and who needs Cille and her BFF hatings ways. :( You broke my heart..

Kohikki is oddly possessive of MasterSamson, he excuses it with what he calls "clingy girlfriend syndrome". Hikki doesn't do much with Chu though, 'cept like, hit on him from time to time.. 'cause Hikki's not a skank like Boxers and Angel who rape him all the time. Plus he's faithful to Lirpa.

He also has _Boxers_ who is his Gay sidekick, together they fight crime and stuff.

And meatwadmaker is his board son. =O Don't ask who the mother is 'cause I have no idea.

Life now

Misc info about kohikki on the boards.

Kohikki has been doing quite well, being founder of two successful fan clubs and making friends. he is "lolicontastic" as stated by Trunks, and has been attempting to travel more in the great land of OA. Kohikki has recently become God and has plans to release a bible of the religion next May. Kohikki is pretty much made of magic. You can close your eyes in the room with Kohikki and it's like he's disappeared, for serious it's like awesome. Kohikki is also a member of the Dai Danger Squad (the 2nd member)and his role is "The Suave One".

Kohikki also is an avid fanperson of the following: Anime people:

Mans:

• Lloyd Asplund (Code Geass)
• Van Argeno (BLOOD+)
• Mayuri Kurostsuchi (Bleach)
• Gin Ichimaru (Bleach)
• Ishida Uuryu (Bleach)
• Alex Rowe (Last Exile)
• Russell Tringham (Fullmetal Alchemist)
• Franz (Gankutsuou)
• Togusa (Ghost in the Shell)
• Itsuki Koizumi (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu)
• Kaworu (Evangelion)
• Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)
• Yamazaki Kaoru (NHK ni Yokoso!)
• Shinobu Morita (Honey and Clover)
• Dio (Last Exile)
• Vincent (Ergo Proxy)
• Dr. Umeda (Hana Kimi)
• Szayel (Bleach)
• November 11 (Darker than Black)
• Issac (Baccano!)

Kohikki would like nothing more than to sex these people up... even if they are animated..

Ladies:

• Anemone (Eureka seveN)
• Hagu (Honey and Clover)
• Pino (Ergo Proxy)
• Mikuru Asahina (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu)
• Sakura Haruno (Naruto)
• Shinku (Rozen Maiden)
• Yachiru (lBeach)
• Yurie Hitotsubashi (Kamichu!)
• Fuu (Samurai Champloo)
• Miria (Baccano!)

Music related things:

• YUKI
• Shiina Ringo
• ROUND TABLE
• Mr.Children
• Supercar
• SOUL'd OUT
• RAM RIDER
• Stereolab

People:

• Hiroshi Tamaki
• Hitomi Yoshizawa
• Crispin Freeman (Zomg) (unfortunately, HeeroYuy135 got to see him before Kohikki did)
• Arisa Mizuhara
• Ami Koshimizu
• Natsuomi

Shows:

• Monster (Because it's the best anime liek, ever)
• Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu (Because it's a super fun series that's just fun to be a fan of)

Stuff:

• Japanese fanart
• Yaoi
• Yuri but usually not as much as yaoi..

Non-board related Kohikki facts

• Kohikki is very good at whistling.
• Kohikki sounds like a teenage girl, especially when singing. Ah, I don't sing too often though. >.>
• Kohikki's favourite colour is orange
• Kohikki spells with additional "u"s. When he was in school, this feature often caused Kohikki to get points taken off of papers.
• Kohikki's blood type is O+
• Koihikki collects anime "swag" and takes great pride in it.
• Kohikki does not own a cell phone, a myspace, a facebook or an mp3 player.
• Kohikki's top 3 sexiest careers are:
  • 1.Scientist
  • 2.Reporter/Journalist
  • 3.Detective
• Despite wearing them himself, Kohikki has a fetish for glasses wearing people.
• Kohikki takes great pride in his hair colour.
• Kohikki likes to stand outside wearing a cape on windy days so it can blow in the wind.
• Kohikki's favourite food is Chicken Alfredo and a cheeseburger with an egg on it.
• Kohikki detests the scent of curry.
• Kohikki hates Tacos, burritos and any food similar to them.
• Kohikki has the impossible dream that someday he can become a manga artist in Japan. (lulz)
• Kohikki likes to draw pictures

Gin/Kira

• Kohikki has a dog and a cat.
• Kohikki's cat is actually Satan.
• Kohikki generally prefers males to females when it comes to fanboying. Simply, because they're just hotter.
• Kohikki loves the lolis though.
• Kohikki enjoys pretty things, or making things pretty, or trying to make something flashy.
• Kohikki generally doesn't like to give up on things once they've been started.
• 1/16 of Kohikki's life revolves around icons. Making, viewing or using them.
• Kohikki currently does nothing.
• Kohikki enjoys searching Japanese sites for fanart.
• Kohikki's favourite slash pairing is Gin/Kira, Winry/Riza as far as yuri goes.
• Kohikki also has a turtle.
• Kohikki's turtle was named "Phineas" after [adult swim] ran his bump asking for them to name his turtle.
• On August 25th 2007, Kohikki meeted Crispin Freeman. It was magical, and Crispin signed a shirt Kohikki made of him. Crispin is totally as dreamy in real life as he is in pictures and in interviews.. it was amazing.

OMIGOD, Crispin.

Fictionalizations of Kohikki

Kohikki appears as a character in 2 things. The first, a shounen in which he is a tailor who has pined over Samson for numerous years and comes along with him on his adventure so he can sew the pants that Samson's sword eats. The second, La Révolution where Kohikki is Hikki Follet, a homosexual Frenchman who works at Cafe de Lune as a baker/pastry chef and leads a branch of the Blacken syndicate. He likes flirting with men in any kind of situation and is somewhat irresponsible. Hikki's La Révolution character was created by the brilliant and talented mgangel1124, She's a visionary, for serious. Both of the fictionalized Kohikkis have blonde hair, blue eyes, and some manner of ponytail. They also are both close with Samson's characters, Kohikki has apologized to Samson numerous times already for always "sticking him with himself".

Kohikki very much wants a relationship between himself and Van Argeno to develop more in La Révolution, but so far, it has yet to happen. UPDATE: Hikki and Argeno totally had super hawt secks in the fanfic. Then Argeno was killed and It was totally dramatic, I could've cried. ;_;

Things other people have said about Kohikki

• "Hikki's not a good daddy. Why'd you pick him for your daddy anyway? O_o You know he's a flaming homosexual who'll stop at nothing to get what he wants in the sack..." --_Boxers_
• "You get gayer and gayer everyday." -- Caramello
• "Kohikki is deceptive!" --spiceweasel228
• "I say Kohikki. Everyone loves Kohikki." -- _Boxers_ (Boxers has a lot of things to day about me. >_>
• "I don't know about most of these, but Kohikki might go to jail for being a pedo." -- jakobtheliar12
• "kohikki? ur a skank" -- Currency34
• "hikki is way too bi to be sacrificed..." --matrixman124
• "Kohikki - is many things <_<" -- Kagomes_Luver2789
• "I'd still give it to Kohikki, he just freaks me out sometimes." --OMNI-Enforcer
• "i always knew i loved kohikki..." -- amalgam
• "Kohikki wins at teh intarwebz." - hagane_no_chibichan
• "Kohikki is teh winzor! :)" - icouldntmakeupanalias
• "His existence is why i don't like Nathan from Blood+. he's a cheap Kohikki rip-off." - J-Dubb

Tony the Tiger

I need more quotes that are negative, so like, if you say something bad about me, let me know so I can put it in here.

Former article

(which is also awesome and true)

An avid "Anemone" fanboy and a frequent poster in both "Parade of male hawtness" and "Girls of action pic thread". He's also skilled in editing pictures for the CCI thread and making icons for submssion. He's also one of the nicest and seck-sayest posters in AD.

Kohikki currently has plans to create an Anemone hentai video game. And marry a cardboard stand-up of Anemone and feed it jam.

Links related to Kohikki

• Main Photobucket
• Kohikki's other bucket
• Characters Kohikki has been assigned in the past.
• My animu list!
• Icon folder 2
• Icon Folder 1

Guest Book

Like, sign your name and stuff, kay?

• OOOH, am I first? Well Hikki-sensei is my teacher of awesome art and the ways of the shounen...so what can I say? He's awesomesauce! - Roxie

• If Kohikki were an anime character, he would totally be the androgynous bishie with millions of fangirls. Srsly. He just rocks that much. --Q_chan

• Hikki is one of the first people I made friends with on the ASMB. And he's totally the awesomest Anemone fanboy evah! --Sesshy

• Kohikki is a swell guy. He's good with pictures and probably has awesome fashion sense. - Cille

• Life was pretty boring on the boards for me until I came across a certain elim game, that game, the [as] themes elimination, changed my life forever. Thank you for the insomnia, Kohikki. :P - BD

• Kohikki is AD's only true naturally occuring anomaly... of what? No clue. - SLiK

• Kohikki is most awesome! and i simply adore his fanboying! especially whenever he sees multiples of argeno lol :) *hearts ya* - cid.

• You scare and freak me out, but that doesn't stop me from trying to avoid you at all costs!!!! - not JusticeGundam

• Hikki and Lirpa are two of the craziest people on the boards. Without them, they'd be as dull as Rei's personality... (zinguh) - Matrix

• Hey... - Heero

• HIKKEH~ I luff joo. :3 And your profile thingamajigger is better than mine, dammit! Anywhoo, Hikki wins the internet and is adorable and all that good crap... :P - Boxies, Goddess of Yaoi and the Known Universe

• Hikki is so adorable. I just wanna turn him into a stuffed animal and cuddle the hell out of him. Also, I don't get any credit for French Hikki? -Angel

• Hikki is the nexus of all things awesome. And he's my superbuddy... and the guy who hits on me in every fictionalization XD -Samson

• O_o would j00 lyke to cut ze cheise? <_<-Mary

• Hikki is Teh Awsome!...That is all. - [Myname]

• "I <3 you..." -- HeeroYuy135

• "Kohikki has to be the most talented fanart specialist I've ever seen." -- PokeNirvash

• ...I'm signing again. Yeeahh! >.> And I do NOT rape him all the time. You're just mad because he enjoys it. - Boxies