Tryble

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Let me share with you, my friend, a story.
 
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== How ye who is named the Tryble came to be upon this Earth. ==
 
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Long ago, in a time before time began, the land was divided in four.  Four mighty kings ruled the land,  and out of convenience I will name them based on playing cards.
 
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The King of Spades ruled the NorthAlso, he renamed himself 'cause he thought 'Spade' was stupid.
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== Recent Expeditions ==
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The King of Aces ruled the South
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Many moons ago (about a few weeks or so, maybe a month?) there was a thunderstormTryble, going about his business like he usually does, took no heed. Thunderstorms are, of course, no threatOr so he thought!
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The King of Clubs ruled the, er, center area.
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And the King of Diamonds tried to call everything, so the others threw him in the oceanThat's so unfair, you know?
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John had a grudge against Club, because he had a few pet seals and Club always made crude seal clubbing jokesOne day Club made one and he flipped out, and sent all his mighty dragoon troopers to overtake his kingdomAce, meanwhile, was on business in Hawaii and wasn't paying attention.
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The storm took horrible vengeance for some unknown crime, smiting his abode with fantastic furyThere was total carnage, and it was horrible, etcIn the end all those creatures with electrical parts that lived in that area were slain.
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After much reconstruction and hard work, Tryble has finally rebuilt, and has returned for good. Or so he thought!
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War raged for decades, and still they battled.  Families were torn apart, and towns and cities burned.  Genocide was committed, and atrocities I can't bear to list were brought down upon them.
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Several odd circumstances demanded his immediate departure to a faraway land (California, bah) for much time.  I won't go into the many perils he faced there, and they were many, but he survived and has returned and will be here probably forever.
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After eighty years, the people were all dead and stuff.  Of course, they came back as zombies.  Then, with their mighty zombie powers, they staged a mass revolution.  Despite their incredible zombie powers, the newly merged Empire (you don't war with each other when zombies attack, you merge, dummy) managed to stave them off for a long time.  The rebellion was forced underground and into hiding.
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And they were never heard from again.
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== Further Notes. ==
== Further Notes. ==
So yeah, Tryble (me) is a pretty neat dude.  I'm sure I answered all questions anyone might possibly have about me, so don't bother to bug me.  Seriously.  I will cut you.
So yeah, Tryble (me) is a pretty neat dude.  I'm sure I answered all questions anyone might possibly have about me, so don't bother to bug me.  Seriously.  I will cut you.
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* Tryble will never, ever make a new topic.  And there's '''nothing''' you can do about it.  I don't know, this is just one of those things that doesn't happen, like a rainbow that actually touches the ground.  CURSE YOU, LEPRECHAUNS!
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* Tryble will never, ever make a new topic.  And there's '''nothing''' you can do about it.  I don't know, this is just one of those things that doesn't happen, like a rainbow that actually touches the ground.  CURSE YOUR BONES, LEPRECHAUNS!
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* As his signature states, Tryble actually is, in reality, a knife.  Signature changed recently, but that doesn't change the fact he/she's a knife.  It makes life difficult...
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* As his signature states, Tryble actually is, in reality, a knife.  Signature changed recently, but that doesn't change the fact he/she's a knife.  It makes life difficult, you know, not having opposable thumbs. Or fingers.
* Side effects of ingesting Tryble include, but are not limited to; Headache, diarrhea, nausea, zombification and/or vampirism, and bipolar disorder.
* Side effects of ingesting Tryble include, but are not limited to; Headache, diarrhea, nausea, zombification and/or vampirism, and bipolar disorder.

Revision as of 06:28, 10 September 2007

Tryble, a guy who has come to the AS boards from the unspeakable lands of the unknown. Registered July 25, 2006, but only became an active poster roughly in March of 2007. Generally an easygoing guy, Tryble will immediately and with little thought spew total nonsense where and when he deems appropriate(and boy, let me tell you, anything goes with this one) seemingly at random. Occasionally will make meaningful and thoughtful posts, but these are far overshadowed by the nonsensical hobnobbery he typically uses. It is fairly ironic that he often uses appropriate spelling and grammar.


Information
Real Name Nick. Yeah, Nick. Now shush.
Registration Date July 25, 2006
Rank SwimScenester
Regulars Pretty much all forums.
Special Style The Art of Fighting Without Really Fighting

Contents

Tryble.

Who is this being, which we refer to as Tryble?

A savior from the stars, prophet from the heavens, a god among the peasants of the earth?

All of these things(or, rather, none of them at all)and more, so very much more...




Recent Expeditions

Many moons ago (about a few weeks or so, maybe a month?) there was a thunderstorm. Tryble, going about his business like he usually does, took no heed. Thunderstorms are, of course, no threat. Or so he thought!

The storm took horrible vengeance for some unknown crime, smiting his abode with fantastic fury. There was total carnage, and it was horrible, etc. In the end all those creatures with electrical parts that lived in that area were slain. After much reconstruction and hard work, Tryble has finally rebuilt, and has returned for good. Or so he thought!

Several odd circumstances demanded his immediate departure to a faraway land (California, bah) for much time. I won't go into the many perils he faced there, and they were many, but he survived and has returned and will be here probably forever.

Further Notes.

So yeah, Tryble (me) is a pretty neat dude. I'm sure I answered all questions anyone might possibly have about me, so don't bother to bug me. Seriously. I will cut you.

  • Tryble will never, ever make a new topic. And there's nothing you can do about it. I don't know, this is just one of those things that doesn't happen, like a rainbow that actually touches the ground. CURSE YOUR BONES, LEPRECHAUNS!
  • As his signature states, Tryble actually is, in reality, a knife. Signature changed recently, but that doesn't change the fact he/she's a knife. It makes life difficult, you know, not having opposable thumbs. Or fingers.
  • Side effects of ingesting Tryble include, but are not limited to; Headache, diarrhea, nausea, zombification and/or vampirism, and bipolar disorder.

Comments

A section for others to comment here on muh page. Go crazy with it.

  • A dude named "Nick"? Chainsaws and pinatas? UNLIMITED POWAAAH!!!

-WINBACK

  • you have a comments section? COOL! i *hearts* you tryble and youre randomness! - cid :)
  • Tryble is apparently sharp and pointy. - Cille
  • Whenever I see Tryble's signature, I suddenly get the urge to shout "hi-YAAH!" and do a karate chop. No lie. --Q_chan

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