Rod Ild Kitsune

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Current revision as of 06:48, 5 December 2006

Rod is the young and hawt poster of teh AD.

We are about the same age..- Nanahara-kun

Rod is a very spunky and smart poster. She frequents in the Kikyou misunderstood thread and the Rin Fan Club (which she created). Rod is also a big flirt and was married to Zeus once upon a time. She is currently obsessed with Ouran and assigned some ADers characters. Rod is the daughter of Heartless and is one of Moon's best board freinds.

Orgies!

Yes, Rod is an excellent writer,and if you need an orgy written, she'll make it hawt. =o Many of these orgies were in YIM conferences, where she just took everyone in the room and like made it into a masterpiece. She did post one of these from a dare when we were all playing a game in the YIM conference. I think it's still around, actually.

Example:

Ronin placed on his fuzzy pink dress and walked out into the street. Lithium grabbed him up from behind asking: “Hey babe, what’s with the dress? You can make me explode without it.” Ronin simply smiled and nodded, “Yes, I know, but today I feel pretty oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay.” Moon happened to pass by and admired Ronin’s dress. “Where’d you get it?” she asked. Ronin just shrugged. She smiled and replied, “It’s ok. I like nekkid anyway.” Jade walked by and pointed to the ground, “Hey Lithium, I think you’re dripping frosting.” Orochi can by and scooped it up, going back to Sweet’s house for a nekkid coffee. Anna was in her bed waiting for a threesome. But Sweet was busy having hawt wind tunnel secks with Penguin. Zeus died from this orgy.

HWTS

HWTS, FTW! Rod is known to spread the HWTS all over the boards. She oozes it. Usually she's with her partner in crime, Moon, when she does so.

Rod's Secret Identity: La AD Skankerz

After studying Rod for quite sometime it was revealed that Rod, in all reality, was AD's secret skankerz. In fact, she has had at least two infamous AD marriages, one with Zeusy Poo and the other with KL but both ended very miserably (all footage of the divorce has been burned to due graphic content). There were several other relationship beforehand that started on AD but those members have drifted from the boards (possibly permanently) and never truly received recognition.She is currently married to AD member: GreatWhite, who proposed to her quickly after his messy break up with Empress, who has yet to appear in regards to la divorce.

Rod has several current obsessions and has been known to be skanking the boards with fellow AD members such as:

• OMNI
• Orochi
• Omniscient
• Heartless
• Zeus
• Astronomy
• Moon

Currently Zeus and Orochi are in a battle for La Skankerz's Larve. Who shall win? -le gasp-