Tryble

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Tryble, a guy who has come to the AS boards from the unspeakable lands of the unknown. Registered July 25, 2006, but only became an active poster roughly in March of 2007. Generally an easygoing guy, Tryble will immediately and with little thought spew total nonsense where and when he deems appropriate(and boy, let me tell you, anything goes with this one) seemingly at random. Occasionally will make meaningful and thoughtful posts, but these are far overshadowed by the nonsensical hobnobbery he typically uses. It is fairly ironic that he often uses appropriate spelling and grammar.

Tryble.

Who is this being, which we refer to as Tryble?

A savior from the stars, prophet from the heavens, a god among the peasants of the earth?

All of these things(or, rather, none of them at all)and more, so very much more...

Let me share with you, my friend, a story.

How ye who is named the Tryble came to be upon this Earth.

Long ago, in a time before time began, the land was divided in four. Four mighty kings ruled the land, and out of convenience I will name them based on playing cards.

The King of Spades ruled the North. Also, he renamed himself 'cause he thought 'Spade' was stupid. The King of Aces ruled the South The King of Clubs ruled the, er, center area. And the King of Diamonds tried to call everything, so the others threw him in the ocean. That's so unfair, you know?

John had a grudge against Club, because he had a few pet seals and Club always made crude seal clubbing jokes. One day Club made one and he flipped out, and sent all his mighty dragoon troopers to overtake his kingdom. Ace, meanwhile, was on business in Hawaii and wasn't paying attention.

War raged for decades, and still they battled. Families were torn apart, and towns and cities burned. Genocide was committed, and atrocities I can't bear to list were brought down upon them.

After eighty years, the people were all dead and stuff. Of course, they came back as zombies. Then, with their mighty zombie powers, they staged a mass revolution. Despite their incredible zombie powers, the newly merged Empire (you don't war with each other when zombies attack, you merge, dummy) managed to stave them off for a long time. The rebellion was forced underground and into hiding.

And they were never heard from again.

Further Notes.

So yeah, Tryble (me) is a pretty neat dude. I'm sure I answered all questions anyone might possibly have about me, so don't bother to bug me. Seriously. I will cut you.

• Tryble will never, ever make a new topic. And there's nothing you can do about it. I don't know, this is just one of those things that doesn't happen, like a rainbow that actually touches the ground. CURSE YOU, LEPRECHAUNS!
• As his signature states, Tryble actually is, in reality, a knife. Signature changed recently, but that doesn't change the fact he/she's a knife. It makes life difficult...
• Side effects of ingesting Tryble include, but are not limited to; Headache, diarrhea, nausea, zombification and/or vampirism, and bipolar disorder.

Comments

A section for others to comment here on muh page. Go crazy with it.

• A dude named "Nick"? Chainsaws and pinatas? UNLIMITED POWAAAH!!!

-WINBACK

• you have a comments section? COOL! i *hearts* you tryble and youre randomness! - cid :)

• Tryble is apparently sharp and pointy. - Cille

• Whenever I see Tryble's signature, I suddenly get the urge to shout "hi-YAAH!" and do a karate chop. No lie. --Q_chan

See also

• Chainsaws
• Global Cooling
• Global Warming
• Vampire hunter