JusticeGundam

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Current revision as of 05:13, 3 August 2009

Living the good life. Minus the sex and drugs.

Love Life

He was married several times to several people. Basically, he's a man whore. But a sexy one, so we love him anyway.

Users he has been affiliated with:

• ShahsiJapan4
• Spiceweseal228(only lasted an hour)
• ZeniGundam
• Shadowstarrr(or was it Ebon?)
• rebornaraku(he cheated on me and I got pissed. He tried to get back together with me, but I was through with him)
• PizzaTheHut(OA)(I got him drunk and we got hitched. I did this to him only to piss him off)
• MoonShinesUponThee(OA)(Justice's first marriage. It didn't last. Moon wanted to have a polygamous relationship. The Mage dood would have been the other spouse. Justice, who dislikes the mage dood, decided to break it off. Moon's gender is still unknown to Justice. Justice thinks Moon may have been a shoutacon.)

To anyone who doesn't know, the mage dood and all of his alts have been around since 2003.

People he tried to marry:

• Trunks378
• TopGun
• LipraYamEnujYluj
• houko
• hilarita
• lithium_green (turned him flat down on his back too! Hah! ...shut up, Justice!)

Current Status

They see meh trollin' They hatin' All cuz I'm lame and lonely

Anime and other stuff

Stupid obvious section. If it isn't a mecha series, it isn't anime.

Favorite Anime(all of them are mecha):

• One Piece

Favorite manga:

• One Piece
• HunterxHunter
• Berserk

Other T.V. shows(since the government demands we have equal representation):

• Scrubs
• Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
• American Dad
• South Park

Movies:

• Wedding Crashers
• Star Wars( In order of favorite to least favorite: 5, 6, 1, 4, 3, and 2)
• Old School
• Anchorman
• Talladega Nights
• Dr. Strangelove
• Spirited Away
• Finding Nemo
• Monsters Inc.
• Zoolander
• Lord of the Rings
• Starship Troopers
• Galaxy Quest
• Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Legacy

He really doesn't have a legacy. Many people don't like him. His personality only appeals to a few people. You either like him or you just never want to see him. He's had one disciple( LAZY17). He does not help out the boards in any way, he is a master at spam threads though. From Rob Schneider to creating a sports team out of animu characters. He has contributed many lulz to the boards. He's also one of the few Order of the Owls that has a large amount of posts outside of IB and has a pretty good percentage in two or more boards. AD and OA count for around 60-70% of his posts, while IB and B is around 20% of his posts. The other percentages come from other boards. The last time he checked was a little more than a year ago when someone on Adult Swim made a thread showing what Order of the Owl's had the best percentage of posts outside of IB.

Justice also bought DocGerbil for 20 dollars a long time ago.

Justice claims to be the most epic poster on the action boards.

Fearsome Fivesome

See Fearsome Fivesome

B&

• He's been banned many times. His first account was perma banned, after making a thread with a filter dodge(he was very young back then). His JusticeGundam account was banned for reasons not as bad. His most famous ban came from his "Your favorite rape scene" thread. It drew a lot of controversy. Many people passed him off as a bad person/ idiot, while he was just trying to have fun and lighten up the place(which failed miserably). He was banned for around 3 weeks. He questioned his ban though. It was just a topic and he was not condoning rape(then again, it's a "favorite" thread, so there isn't much validity to that claim). He got an answer from the mod that banned him and was thankful it was not a perma one, even though he still disagreed with it.
• Justice was banned for 2 days for hinting someone towards a download site. Justice was talking with Megiddo at the time(there was someone else, but Justice isn't sure who it was. He thinks it may have been spiltter, but who knows). Justice used the words "hong" and "hot"(which refers to fire) in a sentence to refer to the site hongfire.com. Justice was surprised when he woke up the day after he made the post. To make a short story long, when he saw the ban screen, he thought it was permanent, when it was only for around 2 days. This happened around the first couple of months in 2005.
• His 4kids_entertainment(though it could be just 4kids) alt was permanently banned for representing a company executive. The alt was also completely erased from the asmb. Orochi ended up copying Justice, and said he never witnessed his alt, when Orochi did participate in a thread Justice's alt was in. Justice is still pissed off that Orochi wont admit he stole his idea and wont acknowledge that he saw the alt. This actually lead to a few AIM chat arguments that annoyed a lot of people >.>
• He was banned for spamming in OA once(lol, the only thing he did was spam, but was only banned once).
• Was B& for flaming/insulting the people of the Trunks thread. Also called CowboyCadenza a faggot, which was probably the thing that lead to his banned. Linkage Was his first b& in over 3 years, and the last time he was warned about name-calling/flaming was three years ago. At first he thought it was a perm B&, but later figured out it was not. He was B& for about five days.
• Was B& 300 minutes for spamming the "Room" board. Justice did not know what was going on, and thought it was a joke board about all of the drama on the ASMB. He later figured out [as] was airing a movie called "The Room." He lol'd and everything made sense.
• B& for doing something.... Oh yeah, making a troll thread in OA and acting like a 13 year old fangirl. Wtf? This happened April 15 of 2009.
• B& spamming AD. His 4th B& of 2009. Le sigh...... Only got 5 days though, and it was for making around 10 spam threads that stayed around for a whole day. lolz

Side note: Justice has been planning his big perma B& post(s).

Ways of posting

Justice posts in many ways. There are a few things he does very often that makes him unique.

• Whenever Justice sees a stupid thread that is serious, he would post, "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!" He would post this in bold and the largest font. This has happened to many of Heeroyuy###'s threads.(I love you, but you make a lot of dumb threads here and there. I mean, Ouran High School and Virginia Tech? Are you fucking insane?)
• Justice would post "*destroys your right to post*" when someone said something he disagreed with or did not like.(He usually did this to people he did not like, so he didn't do it "that" often.) There were some occasions where the person would not post back, which means they were overwhelmed by Justice's words that have no merit. On other occasions, they would reply back and waste a lot of time. Other people would just ignore him, since he is a major jerk.
• Justice claims he invented the "quote reply." This is where a poster quotes someone, and instead of writing something, they would just submit it. He claims he started it because no one did it until he started to do it. After he "started it" many people would follow him, since at this time half of his posts were quote replies. (2004 and early 2005 were krazy times) Many quote chains were started. These chains would contain many quotes but nothing written. Many lulz came from this.
• Justice and OMNI would constantly post about football and threads they deemed "spam or stupid." Many people hated this. Spice and Cille did not like it. But, well, I don't like their fan-girling :P.
• 2006 and 2007 has been "Justiceless." No one knows why he hasn't been on. Maybe because he hates discussing anime with the people on the ASMB in general, and considers them huge jackasses[except for cille, hikki, and lipra(which he loves)]. When he returned, he started to post Metal Gear stuff. From Big Boss to The Fury, he had a lot of fun posting it. He had many internet battles against people who like Halo and Splinter Cell. But in the end, MGS came out on top. WolfPriest doesn't know the difference between Big Boss and Solid Snake. Everyone knows Big Boss > Master Chief > Solid Snake. Solid Snake and Big Boss are different. Big Boss has a huge penis, while Solid Snake has a very tiny penis. That is just one of many differences between them.
• During his 2005 campaign, he posted manga scans in order to spam threads. Some of them were outrageous, which would "hi-jack" a thread and others were just awesome and he wanted everyone to see it. He posted a lot of Bleach scans in AD. Many of them contained spoilers. People around from 2005 who haven't seen Bleach got the series ruined, even though no one complained. It seemed like no one thought it was going to get licensed or shown on Adult Swim.
• After a 7 month hiatus, Justice returned and he brought along with himself his fascination in moe. Moe is some anime term weaboos know. He would often reply to people calling them moe(for example, cid is moe.), and he would even start to act moe himself by ending every line with "uguu~" uguu~. Justice's fascination with moe lead Hikki-kun to make a Saimoe tournament containing 32 ADers. Now everyone in AD knows what moe is, thanks to Justice and Hikki-kun spreading the love uguu~.
• Justice believes he is above the law on adult swim. Every now and then, he will test just how above it he is. The one way he does this, is make discussion threads entitled: "Some anime episode whatever is on discussion". The first time he did it, he got many lulz. Of course, some Inuyasha fan decided to make a thread for the episode, and his was deemed not worthy. Example He would have better luck with Blood + and recently Moribito. No one really cares about these anime, so it was easy.
• There was once a time when people posted in wingdings just for the hell of it. It was something that first happened in OA by a user named sesshomaruenemy4. Justice saw this and decided to bring this fine way of posting to AD. Many epic threads were made because of this. As of now, all of the wingdings are gone. Example Most of what is going on between blah, Justice, spice, and later on cille is in fact wingding speech.
• Since the posters in OA are beyond egotistical, he has been trolling the place...... that is all.

Alts

Justice has many alts. Some of them were just randomly made, while others had a distinct character to them. These include:

• TerminArcher(it may be Termin_Archer): Justice wanted to use this alt during a special episode of Full Metal Alchemist. He wanted to be unoriginal and act like Omni. He ended up making the alt early, which was really stupid of him. Someone else on the boards made a similar alt called "RoboArcher"(it could have been Robo_Archer.) That person ended up taking the role seriously, while Justice's alt was turned into a shoutacon. Justice mostly posted in OA with that alt.
• Bob__Dole: This was one of Justice's better alts. Justice would replace "I" with "Bob Dole." Some sentences contained over 5 Bob Dole's. On a personal note, Justice would even call himself Bob Dole in real life after he posted like crazy with the alt. He needed major therapy after that incident. A common gag Justice used was his "Bob Dole 2008" campaign. Every now and then he would bring up running for president in 2008.
• Brett_Favre: Justice used this alt whenever he was bored or whenever Omni was posting with his Peyton Manning alt. They usually talked about who was better, etc. It got kind of old after a while, even though they derailed many threads with it.
• Charles_Beams: Made this alt somewhere around the first episode of Eureka seveN. Justice jumped the gun and made it. This also made him a hypocrite because he complained about how Kohikki made the Anemone fanclub before she even aired on the show. The only difference was that Hikki made his fanclub a week before the episode where Anemone premiered, while Justice, well made his alt months before he premiered. (I actually just realized this >.>) Justice wanted to be unoriginal and was going to copy what Omni did with FMA. Justice never showed up during those episodes, etc...
• Maradame_Ikkaku: Justice made this alt after he( and others) gave him Ikkaku as his Bleach character. This was during the first Bleach character give away. Something Justice created, with help from others >.>. He also started the great Bleach fandom movement in AD. It wasn't pretty after a while and everything got awkward. He's just a big jerk. A lot of people speculated about the chances of Bleach airing on Adult Swim. A lot of people made their alts hoping that they could use them in threads about Bleach.
• Bleacher_: Made this alt during the Bleach fandom that was going on in AD. He was sick of it, yatta yatta yatta. He would act like a huge ass, mostly towards MoonGoddess, and would criticize a lot of people with it. Justice, being unoriginal once again, made this alt hoping to be just as good as Narutard. Bleacher_ wasn't a bad alt, but could not touch Narutard's greatness. The alt succeeded because many people fell for his trolls, etc. After a while, Justice told everyone that he was Bleacher_, and to his surprise he was forgiven.
• The_Fury: After being off of Adult Swim for over half a year, Justice returned with this alt. This was the first form of his Metal Gear Solid 3 fandom. His MGS3 fanboying is even scarier than Cille's fangirling, which is pretty fricken scary.
• ShashiUranus: Made this alt to make fun of Shashi. That's basically all there is .
• TomBrady(it may be Tom_Brady): Made this alt to piss off Omni.
• Metapod: Probably Justice's greatest alt. Justice only posted three things with this alt. "*String shot*," "*Harden*," and "Metapod." Justice would post using green and bold. Justice would randomly use this alt whenever he was bored. It was coined up in OA, during the "Great Metapod crusades." Many of the people there would talk about the greatness of Metapod. One common topic was Kakuna. Almost everyone agreed that Kakuna was lame and Metapod was not, but there were a few people that disagreed. Those people were heretics. In order to quiet them, Justice made the alt. He used it a lot during that time. Most of his posts were deleted. He once posted over 40 times in one day; all of it was deleted.(Damn mods) Despite this, he still posted with it. After a while it got boring. Justice and Sayian_Prince_something thought of a funny idea. Sayian_whatever was going to make a Kakuna alt, and both of them were going to battle each other on Adult Swim. When the day came, Justice was feeling sick and sayian_your_momma wasn't up for it anymore, so they both decided not to do it. Despite this, it was one hell of an idea.

Fanboying

Justice tried to avoid this topic, but even he has some deep dark sexy ninja secrets. He use to fanboy, and his fanboying was even worst than some of the other users. He went way above the line with his. He stopped fanboying mainly because everyone else started to do it(the InuYasha and FMA "fanpersons" don't count). Just remember, he did it before it was cool and way overdone. :|

Characters and things he fanboyed over:

• Ritsuko's eyebrows- Just look at them. Hawt.
• Conan O'Brien- Justice does not believe this is fanboying, but nonbelievers pass it off as fanboying. Justice(and others) worship Conan O'Brien(since he is god). Justice would make threads like "anime or Conan O'Brien?" in both AD and OA. Justice is still apart of the Conan faith.
• Sciezka- She has glasses and is funny, that is reason enough.
• Orihime- He once forced Spice and Shashi to vote for her in a "Hottest anime chick" elimination thread. She ended up winning. That was back in 2005 or something :|.
• Anemone- He fanboyed over her during the time E7 was still being aired in Japan. He would post screencaps of her in many threads in OA, he even posted screencaps of her in AD. A lot of those screencaps contained spoilers, but E7 wasn't acquired at the time and no one complained. He stopped fanboying over her mainly because kohikki is incredibly lame and because of its crappy run on Adult Swim. Lol @ E7s crappy Adult Swim run.
• Kenshin- Justice is best known for his fanboying over Kenshin. This was mostly done in OA. Justice would post about how much he loved Kenshin and would want to have gay sex with him. During Samurai Champloos run, he would constantly post how much better Kenshin was just to tick people off. That and Jin is kind of lame.
• Karin- She's a hot vampire, end of story. :|
• Harima Kenji- During the time he watched School Rumble, Justice would post many screencaps of him and his silly moments. Some of them ranged from hilarious to extremely weird. Nevertheless justice would also have gay sex with him.
• Metal Gear Solid 3- It's just awesome. Who wouldn't go gay for Big Boss?
• GunGrave(anime)- During it's DVD release, Justice would post about how awesome the anime was. Since, well, it was awesome.
• One Piece- Everything about it. Since it is great. The only shounen that comes close to it is Hunter x Hunter(which is also fairly awesome). This is brought to you by Justice's crappy opinion.
• Metapod- *Harden*
• Monster- During the time he started to watch it, he started to post about how kick ass it was. Wolfgang Grimmer is kick ass(hasn't watched it in a long time, so he had to search his name on wikipedia. At least Justice remembered half of it).
• Berserk- Lots and lots of blood, even though it kind of sucks at the moment.
• Brett Favre- Greatest QB evar!
• If Justice was on Adult Swim today, he would fanboy over Hunter x Hunter. Which is the greatest anything ever.
• If Justice was on Adult Swim again part 2: He would fanboy over Gundam 00 for being really epic... almost as epic as Gurren Lagann.
• SCHNEIZEL IS SOOOO HOT!!!!!!!13!23!# JERIMIAH IS HOT!!!! DIETHARD HAS A HOT CHIN!!!!LLOYD IS FRIGGIN HOT!!!! *EXPLODES FROM MALE HOTNESS!!!11!1ONE!!*

Fanfictions

• Al Gore and the Environmentalist
• Flaava of Luuuuuuuv
• If InuYasha got a Death Note
• The Legend of Ichigo: Guitar of Awesome
• Lovars 4evar (Yaoi/ Inuyasha/ incest warning)
• My next masterPIECE
• Shippo and his quest for ghostrek

Shout outs

• blah- you're so gay and you don't even know it.
• cille- sasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke
• spice- Yo :O
• Shadow- *tries not to make a black joke*
• OMNI- Aaron Rodgers > Peyton Manning
• Lipra- YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE
• MoonGoddess- I totally remember when you were in love with kikyou and worshiped Adaya.
• Megiddo- Ummmm...... my only OA buddy here >.> Yo!
• cid- your kraziness is uncontrollable.
• hikkeh- :smiley-blush:
• HeeroYuy###- Ouran high school and Virgina Tech? Are you fucking insane?!?
• Trunks378- Your soul is blessed. Weird_fishes and whoever is behind the wacky experiment will eventually be defeated!
• Lithium- NEVER GONNA GIVE NEVER GONNA GIVE GIVE YOU UP.
• reborn- You were my first friend on MAL and you are the reason why I started to use it again. Thanks, now I'm addicted to it. :|
• Dreamtheater2112- My new bro :). You replace people like OMNI, blah, shadow, and umm..... others that were once in your positions.... ok >.> not replace >.> that is mean, it's just.... I used to talk to those people A LOT; now I don't. On the other hand, well yeah :| probably slightly obsessed with you :|

Things you may or may not know

• Does not have any hentai on his computer anymore.
• Can't play sports, so he does fantasy sports instead
• Justice would love to have gay sex with Brett Favre.
• Has a tough time spelling words with double letters. He blames this on Spanish. He has spelled words like disappoint like dissapoint, which is clearly wrong. He use to be a good speller, believe it or not.
• Wears his moms shoes time to time. He feels very pretty in them. He also has womanly legs(his mom and sisters are jealous of him). If only his legs weren't so hairy.
• Believes a woman should stay inside the house to cook and clean.
• Carlton is the best character on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
• His middle school nickname was "white boy with an afro." He mainly hanged out with Hispanic and black guys during that time, so you know who to blame that on. He also did not have an afro, he went to school with a pick in his hair claiming that he would one day have an afro.
• He bought a Sega Dreamcast a month before it had a major price cut.
• He got D's and C's on most of his tests in AP U.S. and got a B in the class.
• His favorite number is 12.
• If Conan O'Brien wasn't his god, then she would be his god.(the first one)
• Has nothing better to do.
• Has very bad experience with women.

Guestbook

• I luuuuuuuuuuuuv you, <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 - Not JusticeGundam
• You make me laugh..even if I do creep you out..You're just like, oodles of fun anyway though. --Kohikki
• Hah thanks for all the compliments. XD Your a pretty good guy yourself. -Samson
• Justice is a pretty swell dude. He draws funny pictures of AD people. I think he has a crush on Sasuke. - Cille
• Wherever you are... I hope you're pwning hardcore and stuffz... you need to come back some day... >.> - lithium
• Justice-sama, you should come back. It was fun, and stuff.. with j00 around.. And I think you tried to marry me once.. - Alastour
• Good to see ya again infiltrating OA. -Megiddo
• ooooh i get a shoutout? awesome! no one ever gives me shoutouts T_T and dam straight it is! >_< no one can control teh cidz! NOONE! also we should totaly be super awesome dective buddies and stuff and go around sovling misteryz of AD and watnot.. itll be awesome, ppl will make an anime outta us. totz. - cid
• You came back. YOU CAME BACK. - Kohikki
• Really? Which one has a ring, MVP titles, and one of the best records of any team in the modern era? SUCK IT. - OMNI