Tryble

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Tryble, a guy who has come to the AS boards from the unspeakable lands of the unknown. Registered July 25, 2006, but only became an active poster roughly in March of 2007. Generally an easygoing guy, Tryble will immediately and with little thought spew total nonsense where and when he deems appropriate(and boy, let me tell you, anything goes with this one) seemingly at random. Occasionally will make meaningful and thoughtful posts, but these are far overshadowed by the nonsensical hobnobbery he typically uses. It is fairly ironic that he often uses appropriate spelling and grammar.

**Information**
Real Name	Nick. Yeah, Nick. Now shush.
Registration Date	July 25, 2006
Rank	SwimScenester
Regulars	Pretty much all forums.
Special Style	The Art of Fighting Without Really Fighting

Tryble.

Who is this being, which we refer to as Tryble?

A savior from the stars, prophet from the heavens, a god among the peasants of the earth?

All of these things(or, rather, none of them at all)and more, so very much more...

Let me share with you, my friend, a story.

How ye who is named the Tryble came to be upon this Earth.

Long ago, in a time before time began, the land was divided in four. Four mighty kings ruled the land, and out of convenience I will name them based on playing cards.

The King of Spades ruled the North. Also, he renamed himself 'cause he thought 'Spade' was stupid. The King of Aces ruled the South The King of Clubs ruled the, er, center area. And the King of Diamonds tried to call everything, so the others threw him in the ocean. That's so unfair, you know?

John had a grudge against Club, because he had a few pet seals and Club always made crude seal clubbing jokes. One day Club made one and he flipped out, and sent all his mighty dragoon troopers to overtake his kingdom. Ace, meanwhile, was on business in Hawaii and wasn't paying attention.

War raged for decades, and still they battled. Families were torn apart, and towns and cities burned. Genocide was committed, and atrocities I can't bear to list were brought down upon them.

After eighty years, the people were all dead and stuff. Of course, they came back as zombies. Then, with their mighty zombie powers, they staged a mass revolution. Despite their incredible zombie powers, the newly merged Empire (you don't war with each other when zombies attack, you merge, dummy) managed to stave them off for a long time. The rebellion was forced underground and into hiding.

And they were never heard from again.

Further Notes.

So yeah, Tryble (me) is a pretty neat dude. I'm sure I answered all questions anyone might possibly have about me, so don't bother to bug me. Seriously. I will cut you.

Tryble will never, ever make a new topic. And there's nothing you can do about it.
As his signature states, Tryble actually is, in reality, a knife. Signature changed recently, but that doesn't change the fact he's a knife. Makes life difficult...
Like most people, Tryble touches himself at night. Get over it.

Comments

A section for others to comment here on muh page. Go crazy with it.

A dude named "Nick"? Chainsaws and pinatas? UNLIMITED POWAAAH!!!

-WINBACK

you have a comments section? COOL! i *hearts* you tryble and youre randomness! - cid :)

Tryble is apparently sharp and pointy. - Cille

Whenever I see Tryble's signature, I suddenly get the urge to shout "hi-YAAH!" and do a karate chop. No lie. --Q_chan

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 == How ye who is named the Tryble came to be upon this Earth. ==
-Many moons ago, a tribe of people who shall be unnamed throughout this story (I'll refer to them as the  Unnamed) traveled to a land of mystery, which shall also be unnamed(The Unnamed land, in other words).  The Unnamed lived in the Unnamed land for long a time, farming foodstuffs and <strike>raping</strike> reaping the land to sustain themselves.
+Long ago, in a time before time began, the land was divided in four.  Four mighty kings ruled the land,  and out of convenience I will name them based on playing cards.
-Eventually ye olde Unnamed learned the trade of mining for ye olde ore, and thus became a prosperous mining town.  Many of ye good times were had by all.  Once, Bob bought a huge, enormous [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_glove boxing glove] and walked around in it, oh ho ho!  How silly he looked in his big glove.  Ah.  But the time of awesome was not to last...
+The King of Spades ruled the North.  Also, he renamed himself 'cause he thought 'Spade' was stupid.
+The King of Aces ruled the South
+The King of Clubs ruled the, er, center area.
+And the King of Diamonds tried to call everything, so the others threw him in the ocean.  That's so unfair, you know?
-The spirits of the Unnamed land, who shall remain unnamed (I'll call 'em the Unnamed Spirits) became angry with the Unnamed.  The Unnamed Spirits were glad to let the Unnamed live on the Unnamed Land, but the Unnamed Spirits became angry that they had the <i>freaking audacity</i> to mine ye precious ores and diamonds and stuff out of the land out of greed.  Oh man, were they <i>pissed</i>.
+John had a grudge against Club, because he had a few pet seals and Club always made crude seal clubbing jokes.  One day Club made one and he flipped out, and sent all his mighty dragoon troopers to overtake his kingdom.  Ace, meanwhile, was on business in Hawaii and wasn't paying attention.
-So, they brought a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grue_%28monster%29 horrible unholy blight] upon the land, calling horrible, unspeakable atrocities out of the bowels of the earth, to shred and devour those greedy buttholes.  It was pretty bad, let me tell you...blood and guts and organs freaking <i>everywhere</i>.
+War raged for decades, and still they battled.  Families were torn apart, and towns and cities burned.  Genocide was committed, and atrocities I can't bear to list were brought down upon them.
-And thus, the land was cleansed once more.  The Spirits and the horrible demons of the apocalypse celebrated by having a party, where many [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinata pinatas] were broken open and much cake was had by all.
+After eighty years, the people were all dead and stuff.  Of course, they came back as zombies.  Then, with their mighty zombie powers, they staged a mass revolution.  Despite their incredible zombie powers, the newly merged Empire (you don't war with each other when zombies attack, you merge, dummy) managed to stave them off for a long time.  The rebellion was forced underground and into hiding.
+And they were never heard from again.
 == Further Notes. ==