Blaid the Dancing Sponge
From Alch
Blaid (born August 21, 1990) is the frood.
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History
Origins
Blaid the Dancing Sponge's origins are something of a mystery, although there are those who believe he was born when a toucan headed for Yugimon city collided with Chuck Norris's loose flying masturbatory shot. The jizzdrizz constituted itself within the toucan and began mutating. Then some guy walking by saw this and for some reason decided to forever go by the name of Blaid. There are other theories as to how Blaid came to be, but this is the least widely accepted one.
After Blaid came into being, he promptly forgot where he came from and lived in a place for some time with people under the name Bladed Outlaw. This was of course a very stupid name as Blaid come up with it himself and Blaid can very rarely do anything of any intelligence or significant importance.
Yugimonz
Blaid played Yugimon with people until eventually he became a founding member of the Chaotic Union of Narcissistic Teammates. He frequently loses to everyone ever at everything.
Member of the Union
As a member of the Union, Blaid flourished. Notably he dropped the stupid name Bladed Outlaw and went by his true now found name Blaid the Dancing Sponge. He also got better at Yugimon by losing to almost everyone with variable frequency, until he got to the point where he could not lose as much as he used to lose. Blaid also preforms one important duty within the Union he is somewhat proud of, and that is his imagemaking. Blaid now supplies the images for the Union's Yugimon.
Misc. Info
Blaid is a practitioner of masturbating and a duck.
Relatives
Despite his origins from the essence of Chuck Norris, Blaid is in no way related to him through DNA testing. The rest of Blaid's relatives remain a mystery, although it is rumored that he has fathered a gay love child with a flat masculine emo.
