Linis Astald
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Full Name: Linis Lakilea Astald
Age: 20, appears 16.
Birthday: 07.28.1986
Race: Elf
School: Both AHS and ASA
Grade: Graduated AHS, Headmaster of ASA
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Appearance/Clothing
Hair Color: bob
Eye Color: pink like my ponies mane
Stands: 2'11"
Weight: 999.1 lbs
Unique Markings: Three scars on his back in the shape of a penis
These scars came from the beatings he received as a child when molested by his grandmother.
General Appearance
He looks pretty much stoopidz.
Personality
To say Linis has a personality is to say that his player has a functioning brain: it's just not true.
Hobbies
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Strengths
He's really good at eating Cheeto's without getting the powder on his fingers. Long hours of practice gorging on snacks paid off rather well in this regard. He also knows his way around vending machines, and can repair one on the spot in mere moments.
Weaknesses
Anything that might suggest that he's not TEH ROXORZ TO TEH XTREMEZORZ!!
Special Powers/Weapons
Main Power: Rape Horn
This appears to be the horn off of a small child's bicycle. Whenever he squeezes it, an opaque cloud of condensed rape spews forth to engulf the nearest little boy.
Penthouse Playmate
Linis is under the very false and disturbing delusion that he is attractive, and will therefore pose at random times as if for a two page spread. This causes anyone nearby to melt in sheer agony of witnessing his HAIRY NIPPLES!
Doodoo butter
Linis possesses pails upon pails of doodoo butter, which he likes to splash people with. Some say it turns him on. Others say he delights in the pain of others. I personally think he really likes doodoo butter.
Allergy to shirts
Both character and player seem to repel shirts. I believe this is caused by the pungent B.O that eminates from the core of his cold, wretched heart.
Elvish Blood
Being an Elf, Linis has Elvish blood in his body. This blood gives him immunity to certain things. Some of these include:
- Weak Poison
- Some Major Poison
- All Minor Illness
- Some Major Illness
Another effect is he ages at a slower rate then humans, nearly a 1:6 ratio. At the age of 100 years, he would appear to be about 30... Right now, he does look about his age, as the non-aging did not kick in until he turned 16... He cannot die by old age. Can also see better in the dark, but total darkness he cannot see in.
Vanya Sulie
((SUPER HIGH POWER)) Fair winds.. Ever since Linis/Lavin came to Anime High School they had tried to gain control of moving energy around their body and then stopping pockets of energy. Doing this usually resulted in the pocket exploding and throwing Linis backwards. Now it has been achieved and is a deadly attack. Will wipe anything out if it is strong enough... At its weakest power, things that can protect themselves will survive. When this attack is over, he is sent to a random place in the world. It may be two feet away, or 20000 miles.
The Punch
The punch appears to be an ordinary punch, but is truly packed with a large amount of energy that is invisible to the normal eye.
The Sword of Thollan
Status: Location Unknown.
The Ring of Light and Dark
Status: Linis currently holds it.
A ring made with a metal that takes light and holds it within it, the same with darkness... If it contains light, in dark places it will shine, If contains darkness in light places it will shade...
History Before AHS/ASA
He fell on trangular shaped head...
IT BROKE KTHX
History After Arriving At AHS/ASA
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Relationships
Mortal Enemy
Jaceon Flynn Summers- He tried to take advantage of Aaiiry and as a ghost, Linis witnessed this.
Hates
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Dislikes
Friends
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Good Friends
Loves
Aaiiry Bluderaine(Current location: Unknown)
Ashlyn Astald Daughter of Linis and Aaiiry
Dating
Linis' Mommy(Current location: Unknown) 11/13/02 Started dating
