Question 23: Nice to meet you, Matt Smith
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Mother: Uh, Excuse me! This is my dead son we're talking about! I loved him and I'm Devestated that he's gone! Leaving me with nothing but my memories, my regrets and my Sympathy!
Vanitas: Wait, He's your dead son?
Terra: Are you Nuts, He's Responcible for that Neverending Prophacy Bullcrap that Joel Did to get us Trapped inside of this crossover prone Planet Cyberspace Hellhole in the First Place! The Only feelings his legacy has for us are those of Pain, Suffering and his Estate that Includes his beautiful beachrun Malibu Getaway with three bedrooms, Three and a Half Baths and a beautiful pamaramic ocean view!
Mother: You dont understand! You All Understand...I mean dont understand (Bawls into her arms) Help yourselves to broshures laid nearby to the coffin, Open House is Sunday, 1 through 5...
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Hazama: Good afternoon, I am Captain Hazama Nomura from the Novis Orbus Librarium. I was Posessed by his Author Avatar, Yuki Terumi, during an eventful few years that raised lots of hell for everyone I encountered
Sophie: Hello my Peers, I'm Sophie Turner, Budding Actress and Screenplay Writer... You may know me from my 5th Grade Role of ____ in Waterworld the Musical, My 6th Grade stage adaptation screenplay of Pagemaster and My 7th Grade Directoral Debut in Toy Story. And Let's Not Forget My Starring Role in my 8th Grade Adaptation of Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, I just want to say that He's the sole reason why I'm Here with my Dopey Twin Brother Timmy. In fact, dispite my hatred for him...If not for him, Neither me nor him would have ever existed! It's time for us to say... Good Luck, Charlie! (Looks to the Audience) Disney Channel Refrence, Check your local listings.
Trisha: We should never reflect on the Horrible Things that Joel Did due to Charlie's Visit to the Sitcom Reactor, We should Relfect on the good parts of his Legacy! Sora, as Clones of Skywalker siblings Eraqus and Leobert you and ventus respectively owe your entire life to Charlie for giving Joel the Idea to create the Neverending Prophacy!
Sora: Even though we're now families apart, We'll Always be together!
Trisha: And Leah, Looking like your grandmother is now nothing to be ashamed of now that she has eternal youth and life due to Joel's Lifesave Files.
Leah: Yeah... I guess so.
Trisha: Andy, your meddling with the timestream caused a time loop that Made Charlie into the Nothing-esque Asswipe that indirectly caused you to live all your fourteen lives.
Andy: (14th Incarnation) Yeah! (11th Incarnation) I guess it makes sense... (12th Incarnation, wearing stone gloves) They look like big strong hands, dont they.
Trisha: If it wernt for Charlie, Your Existance and the Existance of Twelve Others would have never happened, little Boy. (She is Pointing at Noel Vermillion)
Noel: (Sobbing, Clutching her Bussoms) I'm Not a Boy!
Trisha: And dont think that without Charlie, I would have never met the bravest and most destiny-changing daughter a mother could ever adopt. Believe me, I never want to insult anyone here or in the hereafter, but since my sons went through so much trouble to recreate the body so that it can be shown for all to see. Before they came along, the remains wernt exactly...spitable as Alan put it. It pains me to do this, but that's what churches are for, Right? (after a bit of hesitation, she spits on Charlie's face, she steps down and they go to the coffin to spit in it, a few exes and kingdom hearts characters are in the line)
Jake: I'm Hungry, anybody else Hungry?
