Page 214: Tether Recovery

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As Per usual, it was another beautiful day at the Smash Mansion. The Birdos were singing, the Sun Mask was singing, and the Smashers were once again forced to gather in the middle of the recently fixed court for another one of Master Hand's annoucements. Snake looked over angrily at the 2D Mr. Game and Watch and pointed his pistol right in his face.

"Flip out around me again b and you'll be sing those little 2D pieces all the way to your grave." Mr. Game And Watch looked away, not appearing to be threthend. (Though with him it was hard to tell).

"Ah quiet you whippersnapper. Back in my day kids would help they're elders if they were being attacked by demons most foul." Falco looked over at him.

"You were "attacked" by a sticker you stupidly stuck on your hand. Nothing about that classifies as being involved with demons."

"Ah what do you know? Back in my day birds were only colored in black and white and use to peck popcorn out of the bag. That's the only thing they're still good for." Falco narrowed his eyes and took out his laser pistol. Snake looked at him.

"Hey, I'm the one shooting his face in if he says anything next!"

"Too bad" Falco said annoyed. "I've had to deal with his annoying rambaling longer, so I get to shoot him." Fourtanley for Mr. Game and Watch Master Hand arrived before anyone could be shot. He teleported right in front of the Smash Fighters and looked them over.

"Hey everyone? Enjoying those stickers you got yesterday?" Captain Falcon nodded as he flexed, revealing various F-Zero stickers across his uniform.

"You bet. Somehow these things make me look even sexier then before. Plus I heard stickers increase your speed and staminia if you wear them for awhile."

"Yeah thatisn'ttrue" Master Hand said quickly as he looked over at Luigi, also covered in stickers. "Uh, that look dosen't work with everyone you know." Luigi looked at him annoyed.

"Hey this wasn't my-a idea. One second I was minding-a my own-a buisness and this puffball" he says pointing at Jigglypuff. "Starts singing her song all in-a front of my face. The next thing I know I'm asleep-a and when I wake up I'm-a covered in these freaking things-a". Jigglypuff crossed her arms.

"Maybe that will teach you to fall asleep during my song. Also I didn't have a marker so I had to improvise". Luigi tried pulling off one of the stickers.

"You better hope these a-come off then otherwise you're face is going to be-a improvised on." Master Hand waved his... hand over at Luigi.

"Oh relax. Those come eventually. Till then though I think you'd like to all hear my latest annoucement about the next tournament."

"Not particually" said Ness looking excited. "Unless you finally offically announce I get to be in it."

"Uh... still deciding on that" Ness looked somewhat dejected. "However I have the next best thing." He then snapped his fingers as suddenly the Smashers were transported to the Bridge Of Eldin stage. Link looked around.

"You already told use we would be fighting here" Link noted as Master Hand moved a bit closer.

"I know I did. That's not the annoucement. I just wanted to bring you here for a demonstration. But first I'm going to need a volunteer. Anyone who wants to Volunteer raise your hand." Master Hand looked to see the Smashers all looking at him fairly bored. "Oh come on! Dosen't anyone want to voulunteer? They get a piece of candy if they do." Zero Suit Samus groaned as she moved in front of Master Hand.

"If it will shut you up, fine I'll volunteer. So what do I have to do?" She asked as Master Hand grabbed her. "Hey, what the hell is this?"

"It's called volunteering!" He then threw her off the cliffside of The Bridge Of Eldin as everyone looked at this site shocked. "Oh relax. She'll be fine. All she needs to do is..." Master Hand snapped his fingers. "Oh, darn! I forgot to tell her that part! Uh, I'll be right back." We then see him fly down the cliff as Samus raises her arm angrily.

"You better make sure nothing happens to my armor-less counterpart. Retro says they might need to film some armor-less video scenes about being overtaken with corruption, and I"m not taking off my suit to film it." Everyone looked over at her. "What? It's a real pain to get off you know." Mario pointed at her.

"No it's not that uh. It's just that uh... aren't you a-Samus?" She rolled her eyes.

"Duh."

"Well then who was just thrown off the cliff?" Link said pointing over the Bridge Of Eldin.

"Uh, my coutnerpart, Zero Suit Samus."

"Yeah, but aren't you suppose to be your own counterpart?" Samus shook her head.

"No, we're different. Just like how Zelda and Shiek are two different people.". Zelda raised her hand.

"No actually I just transform when needed and then transform back. There isn't a regular Shiek running around." Samus sighed.

"Okay look, I asked Master Hand to clone one of me so there would be a Zero Suit Samus to make those pictures on the site whenever he need armorless me ao I wouldn't have to take off my armor. Okay?" Falco shook his head.

"Uh, not really. Aren't clones kind of illegal?" Samus smirked.

"Then what are you still doing here?" Falco pointed his gun at her.

"Hey, my character is going to have a much more original move set in the next game." Fox looked around nerviously.

"Uh yeah... but if you don't and uh... aren't in the next game at all well... you know just saying". Falco put away his gun and looked over at Fox.

"What do you mean not in the next game?"

"Just telling you it hasn't been defintley said man. Sorry." Falco crossed his arms.

"Well that hand's going to be sorry if he takes me out." He looks around. "Hey where is he anyway?" Meanwhile Zero Suit Samus is scene falling down the cliffside, desperatley trying to double and triple jump back but unable to make it to the top. She then continues falling as she desperatley tries clawing onto the surface of the cliff and climbing up. She is also unable to do that as she continues to fall down. She then grumbles to herself.

"This is the last time I ever volunteer for something. If I ever get out of this and see that hand again I'm going to cut him up so good." Master Hand then flew right next to her, speaking in a weird reflecting tone.

"Samusssssss, I ammm your fatherrrrr!" Zero Suit Samus looked at him confused.

"No you're not! You're a freaking glove! You're not anyone's father.". Master Hand looked down sad.

"Now you're going to make the Wire Frames all sad." He said before speaking in the weird reflecting tone again. I 'meannn, if you strike me down nowwww I'll become more powerful then you can ever imagineeee!" Zero Suit Samus pointed at him.

"No, that's I'm saying to you for throwing me off this freaking cliff." Master Hand looked down sad.

"You're... breaking my heart." ZSS groaned.

"Oh, don't quote from the bad movies man. Everyone knows any line of diaolgue in Episodes 1-3 totally sucked."

"Hmmm maybe that's why Crazy Hand likes them so much." Master Hand said as he then looked over at the still falling Samus. "Oh yeah, I need to tell you something." Once again he spoke in the weird reflecting tone. "Use the force Samus. Useeee the forceeeee!"

"I can't use the freaking force!" She yelled out as he pointed at her Plasma Whip.

"Uh, I meant use the Tether Recovery. The Tether Recoverryyyyyyyyyy!"

"The what now?" Master Hand pointed upwards.

"Look it's really quite simple. You're plasma whip is much more useful here then as just another excuse to put someone in who has a sword. You can also use it for recovery." He then shows her a picture of herself falling, talking in a dramatic tone. "Zero Suit Samus is falling. This looks bad!" She groans.

"This IS bad! What do I have to do recover?" He then throws away the picture.and holds up another one of her extending the plasma whip so it hooks to the top of the cliff, stopping her from falling.

"Whew, that was a close one" Master Hand stated as Samus took out her Plasma Whip.

"I swear when I get up I'm so going to hurt you." She then held out the whip as it extended, hitting the top of the cliff. She stopped falling and looked around. "Uh, now what am I suppose to do?"

"Well I haven't worked out the right comibnation for it, but basically just push a button on the whip and you can retract and bring yoruself up the ledge." Zero Suit Samus pushed a button and soon was retracting upwards as she climbed off the ledge as the others were still deep in conversation.

"So wait, so what if you did use your ultiamte attack that wrecked all your armor. You'd be Zero Suit Samus then right?" asked Marth as Samus nodded.

"Yeah, pretty much." He then posed another question.

"So if your Zero Suit self put on your armor then it would be the regular Samus right?" She nodded.

"Yeah that sounds like how it would work."

"So if someone else were to put on your armor would they be Samus too?" Ike asked as everyone looked over at him. He looked at him annoyed. "I'm not gay damn it! I just want to know if that could happen!" Zero Suit Samus looked at everyone.

"Hey jerks! Didn't you care I was in mortal danger?!" She yelled as everyone looked over at her.

"We did" Roy replied. "But Master Hand said he was going to help you." ZSS growled.

"That bastard nearly killed me and then quoted Star Wars for no reason before finally doing something useful." Master Hand appeared right next to her.

"You have to admitt though, moves like that can be pretty thrilling." She then raised her plasma whip.

"See if you find this thrilling!" She yelled. Master Hand just floated there as Samus struck her sword at MH. However some sort of invincible force field knocked back the blow and Zero Suti Samus as once again she started falling off the cliff. Master Hand singaled at everyone.

"Oh goody, she volunteered again! Come one everyone, look at this." He instructed as the other Smashers gathered around the cliff. Like before Zero Suit Samus took out her plasma whip and extended it to hit the top of the cliff. It retracted as she once again got up, looking annoyed but not as irritated as before.

"I'll have to get that damn glove when he's not looking, even if it's hard to tell whenever that would be" She thought to herself as MH pointed at the cliff.

"As you can see everyone Zero Suit Samus is able to use the amazing new tether recovery move to climb up from what could of been an impossible to recover fall." Link poitned at him.

"Hey isn't that just like my slingshot move?" Master Hand nodded.

"Yeah but it has longer range. Plus it's all lasery and not just exclusive to her. Other characters can do it too." Mario raised his hand.

"Like who-a?"

"Hmmm, I don't know. But there is one way to find out." He then snapped his fingers as various cliffsides appeared all around the stage. He waved at them. "Come on everyone! Get to cliff jumping to see if you can climb back!" He then saw that pretty much everyone had ran out as he sighed to himself. "You'd think they would be excited at being able to recover." He then saw that Kirby, Pit and Zero Suit Samus were still there.

"I'm excited" Kirby said bouncing around a bit. "Also I can just fly back anyway."

"Me too" Pit stated. "Plus I am intruged to see if I can produce this small beam of energy from my sword to connect with this rocky cliffside to recover myself from a dangerous tussle off of it."

"Well good to see someone excited about my idea" Master hand said snapping his fingers. "To reward you guys, here's my special brand of Choclate Bar, Master Hand Mash." Two fairly big choclate bars appear in Pit and Kirby's hand as they start eating them. "The Secret of the chocolate nuggety expierence has passed down generations to generation-"

"No one cares if Glover told you his secret candy code" Zero Suit Samus said looking annoyed at him. "But speaking of rewards, weren't you going to give me some kind of candy or something?"

"Oh yeah, almost forget about that" Master Hand admitted as he snapped his fingers. ZSS then saw a blue candy ball in front of her as she grabbed it. "That's Crazy Hand's jetball surprise. The surprise is it's part candy, part rocket!"

"Part what?!" She said confused as suddenly the ball literally blasted off, with Zero Suit Samus still hanging on. "I hate youuuuuu" she cried out as she started circling around the stage. He looked to see Pit and Kirby praticing they're tether recoveries (not knowing whether or not they had it) as he sighed.

"I love this game" he said, conjuring up another Jetball surprise as soon he also started rocketing around the stage along with the still annoyed non armored Samus.