Page 213: Stickers

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It seemed like it had become a habit everyday for the smashers. The eve of they're newest Tournament Series, Brawl was coming out in a few months. There, the smashers would be upgraded to a new mansion where they could fight each others to they're hearts content. Till then though they were stuck in the old Melee Mansion. Which wouldn't be so bad if Master Hand didn't try stuffing new things everyday until the Brawl Tournament arrived. It would be so sporadic too: The other day he announced a new item that would allow you to reflect lasers shots. And then a new character (some would say characters) joining they're ranks. And even yesterday a blue skinned Satan spawn that would tip the level whenever he appeared. Now the smashers were gathering in the court to hear Master Hand's latest annoucment. Kirby bounded over in glee, looking ecstaic at the others.

"I know today he's going to announce to everyone my finishing move" The puffball said as he licked his lips. "Then I can find out just how I'm going to be cooking all of you". Mario held out his hand.

"I keep telling you-a, if you want to eat me you're going to have to deal with the fire-a". Kirby smirked.

"Try sending one of those way and I'll send it right back at ya, just like my show. You remember that?" Donkey Kong pointed at himself

"That show sucked. Maybe if it were like mine people would of watched it". Kirby rolled his eyes.

"You mean with incredibley bad 3D animation and musical numbers? I'll let you know when I want Dreamworks involved in it". Donkey Kong muttered to himself.

"... I liked the animation" he could be heard hearing as they all walked into the main room. After a few seconds the Master Hand could be seen floating down looking at all the smashers and smiling. Well as much as a giant glove could smile anyway as he waved at them.

"Greetings Smashers. How are you all doing?" Pikachu raised his hand.

"Lousy." Master Hand looked down at it.

"Why is that?"

"Well you put the new guy in my room". The little electrical rodent looked back and forth. "And he keeps trying to put me in one of his balls". Ike grunted annoyed.

"I do not! I'm so sick of people accusing me of being gay and stupid. It's discrimitation I say! Discrimitation!" Pikachu sighed.

"Not you Ike. I'm talking about that Trainer." The un-named Pokemon Trainer held out a Pokeball.

"But Pikachu I got to collect them all, and I've only got three. So I've got to catch more if I want to get all 150." Pikachu rolled it's eyes.

"There's 493 Pokemon now stupid." The trainer blinked.

"Wow, I sure have been out of the loop". The Master Hand shook back and forth.

"No room change ups. You're just going to have to deal with the space until we offically start the next tournament". Solid Snake took a drag on his cigarette.

"Can you at least put me with some fing T&A? I'm sick of having to hodge podge it with the sasuage factory". Mr. Game and Watch holds out his pan as he flips a sasuage.

"Why back in my dad we knew how to appreciate someone else's hot beef injection. And back in my dad we didn't have M- ratings or dialogue or characterization-"

"Of course you aholes don't! You're fing Nintendo characters. I'm surpised none of you even know about anything interesting". Yoshi looks over at him.

"To be fair, there was Conker's Bad Fur Day, even if that wasn't worth remebering or worth a semi-sequal on Xbox. Secondly you're just miffed you're "Home" system is getting "Home" schooled even if you think the "Home" will work". Everyone laughed at that as Snake sighed.

"I'm getting too old for this s. Or at least I will in the next game" he mtutered to himself as Master hand coughed.

"Hey, I didn't gather you guys here so you can randomly chat amongst yourselves. I came to annouce the newest feature." Luigi looked around frightened.

"There isn't going to be another half naked demon-a is there?" He asked ducking down. "Because that Devil-a was really a-creepy".

"Oh shut up you big chicken". Luigi pointed angrily at the hand.

"Hey, that's just an SMBZ-a sterotype! I just don't like that guy a shaking things up, espically around his butt-a!"

"Well no I wasn't going to announce a new assist character" Master Hand said as magical energy gathered around him. "I wanted to announce to you all perhaps the newest and greatest collection element ever added to a game". The magical energy gathered into sort of a sphere as something popped out of Master Hand's... hand that he showed everyone. They were small, they were colorful, they were shaped in all sorts of formation. They were of course...

"Stickers?!" Link yelled out as Master Hand "nodded".

"Of course. They're easier to collect then trophies, there's big and small ones for ton of variety, and there's even a fun little extra mode where you can decorate with all your collected stickers. Don't you think that's cool?"

"Yes!" Cried out Peach as everyone turned to look at her. She looked at them confused. "What? Stickers aren't cool?" They groaned dejectingly as Master Hand held them up.

"Oh come on! All you need to do is to play if you want to get them and they're in all sorts of shapes and sizes. What could be better then that?"

"Money-a" Came Wario's short reply as everyone (except Peach) nodded as Master Hand pointed at him.

"Well too bad. We'd go broke if I had to give you guys all money everytime you played. These stickers are cheap- I mean fun and you're going to enjoy filing them into your album" Master Hand then snapped his fingers as a portal appeared behind him. "Or else the next Tournament you're going to is Bloody Roar V!" Everyone screamed out in horror at this idea.

"No, don't send us another one of those crappy anthro bashathons" pleaded Fox. "They don't even allow you to use weapons. Not to mention the whole crappy thing."

"Okay then. So then don't complain about my stickers". Master Hand snapped his fingers again as the portal closed. He snapped them once more as a few stickers was presented to each smasher. "Here you guys though. This should get your collection going. Tell me tommorow if you want me to add any. In the mean time, me and Crazy Hand are going to play Rock, Paper Scissors Flaming Missile. Have Fun". Master Hand then teleported away. Everyone looked at they're stickers somewhat confused as Marth looked over at Roy.

"So you get anything ones?" Marth asked as Roy nodded.

"Yeah, I got one of you and one of me." He then held them up next to each other. "Heh, if you were looking at this the wrong way it'd appear we were kissing." Marth groaned.

"Would you stop encouraging all those fangirls out there?" Roy crossed his arms.

"Stop being so paranoid man. It's not like anyone out there really thinks that we're gay." On the other side of the room Peach holds up two stickers in front of Mario.

"Hey look Mario, I got Roy and Marth stickers." She holds them close. "If you look closley it appears that they're kissing, just like in real life!" She giggiled. "Aren't these stickers fun?" Mario sighed.

"Oh yeah-a, real fun." He then held up a Peach sticker. "Well I'd love to a-chat more put Peach needs me over there-a". He pointed to the other side of the room and started walkign off. Peach waved.

"Have fun with Peach Mario". Mario sighed to himself again as Bowser jumped in front of Mario, holding up a Mario sticker.

"Guess what I got plumber!" He said as he then crushed the Mario sticker, laughing evily. "Just like in real life".

"Maybe in the negative zone-a where everything's backwards and you actually have a game coming out." Bowser growled at him.

"Oh you just watch it Plumber. One day I'll capture the princes and fix your plumbing and star in my own game and get those Koopa Kids out the house..." Bowser continued rambaling on as Mario walked off.

"If I had a Nickle everytime he said that-a, maybe I could afford to get a Playsation 3-a" Mario muttered under his breath. On the other side of the room, Pit was marveling at his sticker.

"Wow, this fancy contraption appears to be made of a synethic substance that will allow to stick to anything" He looked at it amazed as Samus rolled her eyes.

"Oh please. You're just impressed with anything modern." He looked over at her somewhat miffed.

"I'll have you know..." He then blinked looking closer at Samus. "Oh my you appear to be covered in a metallic substance that houses your own person in an armor that can defend and attack against opponents." Samus groaned as in the middle of the room, someone else was amazed by the stickers provided to them.

"Wow, something almost as flat as me" Mr. Game and Watch Quipped as he held up the sticker of a Star. "Back in My days you couldn't find the stars in Hollywood or getting drunk on the highway. You'd have to walk 15 miles up and down the hill" He then moved his hand back and forth. "Hey it's stuck!" He then started walking around in a circle, trying to get the sticker off of him. "Oh tough guy aren't ya you new aged device". He then held out his pan. "Well thsi will fix you". Mr. Game and Watch started pounding with the frying pan to try and get the sticker off. The only thing that did however is start flinging sasuages everywhere. Snake groaned as one landed near him.

"Oh I'm not dealing with this s again" he said, walking back to his room. As the sasuages landed near everyone else they got the similar idea, walking back to they're room to admire or possibly just get rid of the stickers handed to them. Mr. Game and Watch was soon the only one left in the caught, trying to get his sticker off his arm. Finally after a few minutes of effort he was able to peel it off his 2-D skin.

"About darn time-" He started to say before something out of nowhere crashed into him, making a big hole in the middle of the court. Master Hand crawled out of it, sighing as he looked up at the sky, quiering to himself.

"Why do I keep forgetting that Flaming Missile beats all?"