Page 183: Fantastica World
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Ah...the sun, the wind...the trees...and a woman's sexy ass to slap...huh? Oh, forget what I just said. Anyway, our heroes were resting from their journey, when...
“I'm hungry," May complained, as her stomach growled.
Max rolled his eyes and said, "May, you're always hungry."
Ash laughed. "I think she eats more than I do." He said, as he rubbed the back of his head.
Brock rolled his eyes in response to Ash. "And to think, no one thought that THAT was possible, outlasting an eating machine like you." Brock said. This earned him a glare from Ash.
Max took out several bars of chocolate and said, "Guys, can we talk about this over some chocolate instead?"
May smiled and took one of the chocolate bars. She bit into one, and she started jumping in joy. "I LOVE CHOCOLATE! WHEE!" She shouted happily, as she took another chocolate bar from Max and started to chow down on it.
Max was just sitting there, in awe. Brock and Ash looked at each other and shrugged.
"Seen that before. Ash eats like that all the time, and doesn't even taste his food." Brock joked.
"Watch it Brocko..." Ash growled.
Pikachu started to chuckle, when he noticed that Skitty was out. "Pika, pikachu?" Pikachu asked. Skitty turned her cat-like head to Pikachu and shouted, "Skitty!"
Skitty then started to chase her tail around. Pikachu rolled his eyes as he looked at May devouring the chocolate bar.
May burped very loudly, and she blushed a bit. "Oopsie," She said, as she started to giggle uncontrollably.
Max shook off the burp and said, "Wow. I've never seen anyone who can eat or burp like that."
Ash scratched his head. "Wonder how she can eat so much and not get any bigger..." He said curiously.
Max turned to Ash and replied, "Well, this is a fanfic. What do you expect, just for her to get fat?"
Ash shook his head. "No, guess not, but hey, in the show, she doesn't get fat either..." He laughed. "The miracles of the "Anime Diet.""
Max suddenly noticed that May took 12 chocolate bars. "May, wait! You're gonna get sick!" Max shouted, as May ate the twelve chocolate bars at the same time.
A few seconds later, he stomach started to gurgle strangely. "Urgh...I don't feel...urp...so good..." May moaned, as she held her stomach in pain.
Ash sat up. "May? What's wrong?" He asked.
May looked at Ash. "Ash...where's the...URP!...bathroom?" May asked in pain, as she started to see strange colors.
Max started to worry and said, "You guys think she had too many chocolate bars?"
"Oh Yeah..." Ash said, looking at May.
"If she ate any more, she'd blimp up and fly away." Brock said. He chuckled as he thought of an overly chocolate inflated May flying above them like a balloon.
May started to then vomit onto the grass. Max tried not to look. Pikachu hid his eyes while Skitty continued chasing her tail.
Brock turned green and turned away. "I did NOT need to see that!" He shouted.
Ash covered his eyes, trying not to throw up himself. "I'd rather she DID bloat up and fly, rather than this! Eww!" He groaned, as he avoided looking at the sick May.
May continued for a few more minutes, and then she stopped. "Ugh...I think somewhere in my stomach, those chocolates are making me sick," May said, as she clutched her stomach and fell down onto the clean grass that she did not vomit on.
"Guess we should just let her rest." Ash said, looking down at May.
"No point in traveling if one of us is sick." Brock agreed.
Several minutes later, a warp appeared in the middle of the tree. Ash, Brock, and Max all looked at it, curiously.
"I wonder what's in that portal," Max asked.
"Maybe new Pokemon?" Ash wondered, as he looked curiously at the portal.
May woke up and said, "Man...what happened?"
Ash looked at her. "Too much chocolate, what else?"
May then looked at the portal and asked, "Oooh...what's in there?"
"We don't know." Brock said simply. "We just found it."
Suddenly, the portal sucked in May and Skitty. The three boys and Pikachu cried as May and Skitty disappeared into darkness.
"MAY!" Max cried.
"COME BACK!" Ash called out.
"NO!" Brock yelled
"PIKA!" Pikachu shouted.
And so, the three heroes and Pikachu looked on as May and Skitty continued to go fall into the darkness, until they fell into another realm.
May wakes up, only to find that the patch of grass she is on is yellow. She gets up and notices that only Skitty is with her. "Hey, where are the other guys?" May asked.
Skitty shrugged and started to chase her tail again.
Suddenly, a blue blur appeared in front of May. It, or rather he, was wearing red-and-white shoes, with green eyes and super sonic speed.
This blue blur just so happened to be a hedgehog...but not just any hedgehog. It was Sonic the Hedgehog, fastest hero/being on Mobius.
May looked strangely at Sonic. "Um...who are you?" May asked curiously.
"Who am I?" Sonic replied. "I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, that's who!" He said to her, as he struck a heroic pose.
May started to giggle a bit. "You're funny, um, Sonic!" She said to the blue hedgehog.
Sonic got out of the ridiculous pose and studied May for a moment. "So, what's your name?" He asked curiously.
May looked around and said, "I'm May. Nice to meet you!"
"May... That's a pretty name." Sonic said to her.
May blushed and said, "Why thank you, Sonic! Your name sounds kinda cool."
Sonic cast her a smile. "It fits me perfectly, since I go at super SONIC speeds!" He gave her a demonstration by taking off in a quick flash, only to come from the other side a second later. "TAADAA!"
May cheered for Sonic just as a small, orange fox appeared next to Sonic. He had two tails, and he also wore red shoes. "Um, who are you?" May asked the fox.
The little fox spoke up. "My name's Miles Prower, but I prefer to be called Tails. I'm Sonic's second in command." He said with a cute smile.
May hugged Tails and said, "Awwww! You're so cute!"
Tails blushed as he was hugged by May. "Well... Thanks. You're cute too." He said. 'Man, every time I smile, I always seem to get hugged by girls.' He thought to himself.
Skitty turned to see Tails, and she spotted his tails. Skitty then started playing with Tails's tails.
Tails looked behind him to find a strange cat like creature playing with his tails. 'Make that, girls AND cats.' He DID find it amusing, though, watching Skitty play with his tails.
May turned to Sonic and said, "Um, where am I, exactly?"
"You're on the fantastical world of Fantastica." Sonic told May.
May scratched her head and said, "What's Fantastica?"
"We're... Not quite sure ourselves." Tails admitted.
May looked around and noticed that there were Toad boys and girls everywhere/ Huge mushrooms were located everywhere, and giant Wigglers stomped the area. May turned to Sonic and said, "I don't think I'm in Hoenn anymore..."
"Hoenn?" Sonic asked. "Where's that?"
May looked at Sonic and said, "It's where I come from. It's full of exclusive Pokemon there, and there are Pokemon Contests as well."
"Pokemon? What are those?" Tails asked.
May pointed to Skitty and said, "Well, there are many different kinds of Pokemon. They are special creatures with great powers and all come in big and small sizes, like my Skitty here." Skitty happily meowed.
"Wow... That's really cool." Sonic said. "We've got similar creatures, called Chaos."
May looked strangely at Sonic and asked, "Um, what are Chaos?"
Sonic held out a small, rainbow-colored creature that looked like a water droplet with a teddy bear's body. "THIS is a chao." Sonic told May.
"Chao, Chao!" The Chao replied.
Skitty looked at Chao and started playing with it. May smiled and said, "Aww...isn't that so cute?"
"Looks like your Chao's got a new playmate." Tails told Sonic as he watched the two critters play.
Suddenly, one of the Toad boys approached May, Sonic, and Tails. "Excuse me, but who are you fellows?" The Toad asked them.
"I'm May," May said, as she twirled.
"Sonic the Hedgehog." Sonic said, as he struck a heroic pose.
"Tails." Tails told the Toad.
The Toad raised his eyebrow and said, "You guys are not from here, huh?"
Sonic and Tails shook their heads and replied, "Nope."
The Toad ran into his house and gave Sonic a map, Tails a Toad Girl doll, and May a basket. "You guys might need them for your journey," The Toad told them.
May took the basket and said, "Um, are you sure this basket is gonna be enough?"
The Toad boy shook his head and said, "Yep. Look at your map. You are at the Mushroom Village, north of the great Mythol City."
Sonic unfolded the map at looked at it. "Yup... We're right here..." He pointed out their location to Tails and May.
May looked at said, "Wow. This place seems so big, yet so..."
Suddenly, stomach growling was heard. Everyone looked around except Tails, who was blushing. May and Sonic noticed this.
"Tails, why are you blushing?" May asked.
Sonic laughed. "He must be hungry." Sonic told May.
Tails held his stomach, which was still growling. "I haven't had anything to eat since breakfast." Tails said to them.
May giggled and said, “Oh well. I don't mind, since my stomach growls too."
"Well..." Sonic began. "Shall we get going?"
Suddenly, right on cue, May and Sonic's stomachs growled.
"Oopsie. I spoke too soon," May say, as she held her stomach.
Sonic clutched his stomach too. "Maybe we should eat first." He suggested.
The Toad boy pointed to a nearby Mushroom house and said, "You guys can get food there."
May put Skitty and Sonic's Chao into her basket. "Well, I'm ready to eat," May told Sonic and Tails.
Sonic turned to the Toad and asked, "Is there anywhere nearby where we can eat?"
The Toad boy pointed to the nearby mushroom house again and said, "Yeah. You can eat in there."
May turned to Sonic and said, "Shall we get something to eat, Sonic?"
Sonic nodded and said, "No sense traveling on an empty stomach."
May smiled as the three went inside the mushroom house. It was a big restaurant, and luckily, the three found themselves a table.
May looked at Sonic and said, "Sonic, you are really into that map. Have any idea where to go next?"
"Well..." Sonic said, studying the map. "I think our next destination should be Junction Road."
May was curious and as she munched into her sandwich, she asked, "What's Junction Road?" Luckily for Sonic, there were descriptions for the places on the map.
"It's north of our current destination." Sonic said, snacking on a chilidog.
A Toad girl approached Sonic and asked, "Are you Sonic the Hedgehog?"
"Yes, I am." Sonic replied to the Toad girl.
The Toad girl told Sonic, "A pink female hedgehog by the name of Amy Rose is waiting for you outside."
"Pink Hedgehog... Amy?" Sonic wondered. "I didn't know she was here..." He stood up from the table. "Excuse me for a second." He told Tails and May before going outside.
Tails and May followed Sonic outside, where Amy Rose waited in the middle of the street. May looked curiously at Amy Rose. "Um...who are you?" May asked, as she fixed her hair.
Amy curtsied to May politely. "Hi there, I'm Amy Rose. I came here to look for Sonic." Just then she noticed Sonic come out. "Sonic!" She ran over and gave him a BIG hug.
"OOF!" Sonic grunted, before returning the hug. "Nice to see you too Amy." He chuckled.
May looked at Sonic and said, "Sonic, do you know Amy?"
Sonic nodded. "Yep... She's my girlfriend, and...AMY!" Amy had started kissing him all over his face.
May giggled and Tails snickered at the scene before them. "Boy, Sonic, you just can't seem to handle the pressure of being liked my many fangirls," Tails teased.
Sonic laughed nervously. "Sometimes she's overly affectionate in public."
The Toad boy from earlier appeared and said, "So, are you guys new to the Mushroom Village?"
Sonic approached the Toad after he kissed Amy. "Yes we are." Though it was rather awkward now, since he had Amy's kiss marks all over his face.
May nodded her head and replied, "Yeah. We all appeared from a strange portal."
The Toad boy rubbed his chin and said, "You know, I think the Wiz-ard can take you back to your homes. He sort of has...magic powers."
"Where is he exactly?" Tails asked.
The Toad boy pointed to Sonic and says, "Well, he has the map. Ask him."
"Mythos City...It says that this is the wizard's home. So that's our destination." Sonic told them. Everyone looked at each other, and then back at Sonic.
May smiled and said, "Mythos City sounds like a good place to explore...who knows what kind of things are located there?" Suddenly, Sonic thought of something.
Sonic turned to Amy. He told Amy, "Amy, I need to leave with Tails an my new friend for Mythos city, but we'll be reunited in a while... I have a way..." He winked at her before giving her a kiss.
Amy giggled at Sonic's kiss. "Ok, Sonic. Just don't keep me waiting too long." She said to Sonic, as she hugged him.
The Toad boy shouted, "Don't worry, Sonic! We'll take care of Amy for you!"
Sonic nodded. "Thanks. Treat her well!" He said, as he waved to them and he left with May and Tails.
May smiled and said, "So where do we go first, Sonic?"
"First stop... Junction Road!" Sonic announced to May and Tails.
“HOORAY!” Tails cheered.
The three chuckle, as they headed towards their destination.
As May, Sonic, and Tails embarked on their adventure, they have stumbled onto a fork on the road. May looked at Sonic and said, "So Sonic, what direction?" May asked Sonic.
Sonic checked the map. "We had North for our next destination."
"Think we'll meet anyone new?" Tails wondered.
May scratched her head and said, "Uh...Sonic, didn't the Wizard live South instead of North? We just went south from the Mushroom Village a couple of hours ago."
Sonic checked the map again and then realised his mistake. "GAH!" He turned the map around. "I had the silly thing upside down."
May giggled as she said, "Okay, so where are we now?"
"We're at Junction Road to be exact." Sonic said.
May looked around and said, "So, what do we do now?"
Tails looked at the crossroads. "Which route should we take..."
"You can take the path to the south."
May jumped in surprised and asked, "Who said that?"
Sonic and Tails looked around for the speaker. "It sure wasn't us." They said in unison.
"Oh, that's what you expect when you're a Scarecrow."
The three friends turned around to see a green dinosaur with Scarecrow clothes, tied to a post. He doesn't move.
May looked strangely at the reptilian scarecrow and asked, scared, "W-w-was it you who said that?"
The dinosaur scarecrow came to life and said, "That's right, my cute female friend."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Sonic and Tails screamed in fear, and hid in the back of May's shorts.
May jumped in surprise and looked down to her shorts. "Sonic, Tails, why are you hiding in my shorts?" May asked, as the two mammals started to shake.
"You'd hide too if a Scarecrow started to speak in front of you." Sonic said.
"Is...Is it possessed by a ghost?" Tails asked.
The dinosaur scarecrow chuckled and said, "I'm no ghost. I'm just a dinosaur scarecrow name Yoshi. And...I can use some freeing."
A random crow appeared from nowhere and started chewing on Yoshi's straws. "D'OH! That's the twelve time this month!" Yoshi cried.
Sonic crawled out of May's shorts. "I'll cut you loose, Yoshi." He said, walking towards the dinosaur.
Sadly, May's shorts couldn't handle Tails inside anymore, and they burst to shreds, causing Tails to fall out and hit the ground. "Ow..." He rubbed his head.
Sonic, meanwhile, had undid Yoshi ties and helped him down from the pole. "There we go."
Yoshi got out and said, "Thanks, kid. I owe you one." The crow continued to pick at Yoshi's straws.
"THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!" Yoshi shouted angrily.
"Funny, I see more here," The crow said, as he continued to eat the straws.
Sonic started to swat the crow away. "Shoo! Shoo!"
Tails plucked of the shreds of fabric off his fur and stood up. "Nice panties, by the way." Tails said pointing to May's exposed underwear. "The pink hearts suit you"
May blushed and said, "Oh Tails, you really think they are good undies?" Tails nodded, and he received a big, warm hug from May.
The crow stopped pecking Yoshi and started to...PECK SONIC!
"GAH!" Sonic started swatted the crow away like crazy. Due to his super speed, he was swatting all around in a lightning fast fury, making it look like a thousand white hands, or at least a blur of white hands were swatting at the crow.
Yoshi looked at the crow flew away. Yoshi turned to Sonic and said, "Thanks, kid. Who are you guys, by the way?"
"Oh, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. Speed Demon extraordinaire!" Sonic said striking a pose. Then he pointed over to his friends. "The two-tailed fox is my best buddy Tails Prower." He then turned to May, flushing slightly at her exposed panties. "And that's May, our new friend. Nice panties, by the way, May."
May blushed and said, "Do you guys really think I have nice underwear?"
Sonic and Tails nodded. "Yup."
May giggled as she hugged Sonic and Tails. Yoshi chuckled as he said, "Well, I have never seen anything this close to friendship in my entire life."
Sonic and Tails hugged May back. "We only just met her, but already she's our best friend." Sonic said.
May smiled and said, "Yep! We're a team!"
Yoshi chuckled and said, "You guys are lucky. I have no friends. Even if I did, it wouldn't be enough to help my puny brain."
May stopped hugging and looked at Yoshi. "You mean...your brain is small?" May asked.
Yoshi nodded and said, "Yeah. I'm quite in a tough pickle. I need a bigger brain."
May thought of something, and then she said, "Well, you can come with us to see the wizard!"
Yoshi raised his eye and said, "Are...you sure about that?"
May turned to Sonic and Tails. "How about it, guys?" She asked sweetly.
"The more the merrier." Sonic said. "Come on with us Yoshi!"
Yoshi smiled and said, "Great! I know where the road will take us! To the south!"
Everyone cheered as they skipped to the Southern Road, leading to...The Hungry Forest.
Meanwhile, Ash and Co. were still looking for may. They couldn't find her anywhere.
"Aw man..." Ash groaned. "Where could that portal have taken her?"
"She could be ANYWHERE." Brock admitted. "Oh well... At least she has her Pokemon with her."
Max looked behind the tree and said, "Poor May...she could be lost, tired, and hungry...I hope she's all right."
"Pika pi, pikachu," Pikachu said to calm down the situation.
Ash continued to search high and low. "Where could she have gone...?"
Meanwhile, the scene switches to Rouge and Cream, who are wondering where Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles went
"Knuxie!" Rouge called out for Knuckles looking behind a tree. "Where've they gone?"
Cream looked under the bench and said, "Oh, I miss Tails. We were gonna walk on the pier!" She started to cry for Tails.
Rouge leaned over and hugged Cream. "Hey, hey, come on... We'll find them." Then she thought. 'Wonder if Amy has had any luck?"
Cream continued to cry when Vector, Charmy, and Espio walked up to Rouge. "Rouge, have you had any luck?" Vector asked.
Rouge shook her head. "Nope. And it also seems like we've lost Amy too."
"That's odd..." Espio agreed. "How can those 4 just disappear without a trace?”
Vector shrugged and said, "What I'm even more suspicious is that Knuckles and Shadow have gone missing."
"Aw man..." Rouge groaned. "Shadow too?"
Vector lowered his head and said, "Yeah. Last time he was seen in our detective household. He was drinking a martini when a portal sucked him in."
"A Portal huh?" Rouge repeated. "Maybe that same portal got Sonic and the others too..."
Cream stopped crying for a while and asked Charmy, "Charmy, you think Tails was sucked into the portal, too?"
Charmy nodded. "No doubt about it... Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, might all be in another dimension now..."
Espio scratched his head in thought. "That means we'll have to wait for that Portal to show up again and go in after them."
Suddenly a portal appeared in front of the crew. Vector looked at it and said, "Well speak of the devil. It's a portal!"
"We better jump on in." Espio said.
And so, everyone jumped into the portal as it disappeared.
The scene switches back to Ash and Co., who have encountered the same portal from before.
"That's the portal that sucked in May!" Ash pointed to it.
"Hey guys! That portal will probably lead us to May!" Max cried.
"Pipi, pika pi!" Pikachu shouted in agreement.
Brock was already jumping on in. "Let's go!"
And so, Ash and Company jumped into the portal. Little did they know that Team Rocket was watching the whole time.
"So guys, should we follow da twerps into that portal?" Meowth said as he pointed to the portal.
Jessie nodded. "There may be some never before seen Pokemon in there."
"It's too good to pass up." James agreed.
Meowth then jumped through the portal and cried, "C'mon, guys! Let's go follow those twerps!"
Jessie and James followed suit, as the three Team Rocket members fell into the portal, which eventually closed.
The scene changes to Shadow, who is in the middle of the Hungry Forest.
"Oh man..." Shadow groaned. "How'd I wind up here? I don't even know WHERE I'm supposed to go..."
Suddenly, singing was heard. Shadow turned around to find May, Yoshi, Sonic, and Tails, all skipping together. Shadow, however, was cautious, and he hid into the bushes.
Shadow peeked out from the bushes, to see who was passing through. As he looked he recognized Sonic and Tails from his world. The other two, he had never seen before. One was a green dinosaur in a scarecrow costume, and the other, a pretty, although de-panted, brown haired 10-year-old girl.
The group continued to skip onto their next destination, until May's stomach growled. May blushed and clutched her stomach. "Oops. I guess all this walking made me hungry," She said, as her stomach continued to growl.
Yoshi chuckled and said, "You know, I never heard a stomach growl before."
"Never?" Sonic asked.
At that moment, Sonic and Tails's stomachs growled at the same time. Yoshi's eyes widened as he looked at the two mammals and said, "Uh...what was that again?" The reason Yoshi asked that because of his puny brain, which sometimes had short-term memory loss.
"Stomachs growling." Sonic and Tails, as they clutched their stomachs, told Yoshi in unison.
Yoshi looked strangely at the three, and then he laughed. Shadow, who was still in the bushes, started to chuckle, but the others couldn't hear him.
Shadow laughed quietly to himself. "Scarecrow with no brain, eh? Reminds me of the Wizard of Oz..." Then he found himself staring at the girl's panties. "Wow... Nice panties..." He drooled.
May's stomach growled again, and May said, "Guys, do you know where to find any food to eat?"
Yoshi looked around and found a couple of tree with apples. "Hey, we can get food from there," Yoshi said, as he pointed to the trees.
Sonic looked up at the trees, seeing the fruit. "Shall I run up there and get them or buzzsaw the tree down to get the apples?"
Tails raised his hand. "Don't stress yourself Sonic, I'll get them." His two tails started to spon around like Helicopter blades and he flew up to the tree tops.
When he thought he had plucked off enough apples he landed on the ground and set them down in front of everyone.
Suddenly, the trees hit Sonic, Tails, and May with their branches. "OW! What was that for?" May cried.
"What do yer think yer doin' with our fuckin' fruits?" The attacking trees asked.
May stood in front of one of the trees and explained, "Well, we were walking, and I was hungry, as well as my friends Sonic and Tails, so we thought we could get something to eat from your apples."
The tree grunted and said, "Oh yeah? Well why don't you get your own apples from your smelly rear ends? I'm sure they taste good!"
Shadow made a face. "Gah... What rude trees..."
Yoshi got peeved and stood next to May. "Hey guys, I didn't know that a tree had TWO rear ends." Everyone, including Shadow, who was still hiding in the bushes, started to laugh. May giggled.
"Oh, you're gonna regret it now, ya little runt," The tree said, as it started to toss it apples at Yoshi. Yoshi ducked the apples and said, "C'mon! That was nothing!"
Sonic laughed and ducked an apple. "Nice aim, Firewood! My grandma’s faster!"
The other trees started to hit Sonic and Yoshi with their branches. Both of them fell unconscious within a few minutes. May and Tails went to hide in the bushes, only to find Shadow.
"Hi guys." Shadow said simply.
May looked at Shadow and said, "Um...who are you?"
"I'm a friend of Sonic's...well...more of a rival." Shadow said. "Name's Shadow." He looked down at May's attire and flushed. "Nice panties."
May blushed and said, "Well, thanks for the comment, Shadow." Right at that moment, May and Tails's stomachs growled again. May nervously chuckled and clutched her stomach.
"I guess I forgot to eat again," May said, as she blushed madly.
"No problem." Shadow said. "I'll get those apples for you."
Tails then remembered. "Oh, could you get Sonic and Yoshi too?"
Shadow nodded. "Of course." Using the power of his rocket shoes, he blasted off and in one quick motion, grabbed Sonic, Yoshi AND the apples, before coming back to Tails and May.
May and Tails cheered loudly as they grabbed the apples. "Thank you, Shadow!" May said, as she bit into her apple.
"No problem." Shadow said before noticing that Sonic and Yoshi were waking up.
Suddenly, one of the apples tumbled into an echidna made out of pure tin. May turned around and saw the apple. She went to get it, when she saw the tin-made echidna.
"Guys, I think I found something," May said, as she stood up.
Sonic stood up, taking an apple and biting into it as he and Shadow followed May. "What have you found?"
Yoshi woke up and saw the tin-made echidna. "Looks like a echidna made of tin," Yoshi said, as he pointed to the oil can.
Sonic examined the echidna for a moment, before realizing who it was. "OH MY GOD! KNUCKLES?"
May looked at Sonic and asked, "Um...who's Knuckles?"
"He's an echidna friend of ours." Sonic said. "But last time we saw him... He wasn't made of tin..."
May noticed an oil can, and she gave the tin echidna some oil. A few minutes later, the tin echidna known as Knuckles came to life.
"Wow! The oil can did work after all!" May shouted, as she dropped the oil can onto the ground.
Knuckles groaned as he stretched. Then he heard himself clink. "Wha...?" He looked down at himself. "HUH? Why am I in tin?"
Yoshi shrugged and said, "Beats me. Possibly because you were tin in the first place.”
Knuckles shook his head. "I wasn't always made of tin. I was originally flesh blood and fur."
May looked at Knuckles and asked, "Knuckles, could you tell us how you exactly got turned into a tin man?"
Knuckles thought for a moment. "Last thing I remember, were two HUGE shadows casting over me, and then a flash of green light."
May got excited and said, "Is there more to it?"
Knuckles nodded. "One... looked like a REAL wicked Witch."
Yoshi's eyes widened as he said, "Woah...that sounds kind of creepy..."
May started shaking after hearing the term 'witch'. "That sounds kinda scary," May said, as she held on tightly to her Skitty, who got out of the basket to see what was going on.
"And the other...was Eggman." Knuckles added, cleaning himself off in case of dirt.
Everyone except Yoshi and May jumped as they heard Eggman mentioned.
"Aw man..." Sonic groaned. "I should've known Eggman was involved."
May looked at Sonic and asked, "Who's Eggman?"
"Our arch enemy." Shadow said. "He's a mad scientist who tries to dominate our homeworld."
Yoshi looked at the horizon, and then he turned to the others. "I think we should call it a night, guys. It's getting unusually dark," Yoshi said.
May yawned and said, "Yeah, I'm starting to get sleepy now."
"Shall we camp here tonight?" Sonic asked.
May shrugged and said, "Sure! We can have a good start tomorrow, so we might as well rest!"
Sonic lay down in the grass and curled up. "Nothing like camping out under the stars."
Tails lay down too and wrapped his tails around himself.
Knuckles sat down and propped himself up against a tree.
Shadow lay down next to May to sleep. Shadow shifted his body slightly and lay his head down on May's butt, using it as a pillow. "Mmm... nice, big, round and soft..." He said to himself.
May looked at Shadow and said, "Shadow, you want to protect me just in case anything bad happens?"
Shadow nodded. "You can count on me." He snuggled closer to May.
May smiled and said, "Shadow, you are a sweet hedgehog. You can sleep on my soft tushie if you like."
Shadow smiled. "Thanks. You've got a nice butt too." He lay down his head.
Yoshi chuckled at Shadow's reply. "I have a feeling Shadow is starting to like May..." Yoshi said, as he took some straws out of him and used the straws as a pillow. He was on May's right side.
With that, everyone went to sleep, and the scene fades.
Meanwhile in a different area, Rouge, Cream, Espio, and Charmy were all sitting on tree branches. The only person missing was Vector.
"Has anyone seen Vector?" Cream said to the others.
Rouge looked all around. "I don't see him anywhere..."
Charmy shook his head and said, "What if he was engulfed in a flame..."
Espio shook his head. "Don't think like that Charmy!"
Charmy shook and said, "I'm sorry, Espio! But...what are we gonna do now that the boss it gone?"
"Well, we gotta look for him first." Espio answered.
And so, the four figures got out of the trees and went to look for Vector.
Meanwhile, the Pokemon gang has run into a similar problem. They were also on branches.
"Guys, how do we get down?" Max asked.
"Piiika..." Pikachu added.
Ash's tree branch broke and he fell to the ground, and landed on his back.
Max and Pikachu looked at each other, then at Ash. "Are you all right, Ash?" Max shouted down to the fallen Ash.
Ash uttered a groan of pain. "Oooowwww...my back..."
Max looked at Brock, who was holding on to the tree. "Brock, should we do something?" Max asked.
Brock's branch broke, and he fell on his back too.
Max looked at Pikachu, and Pikachu looked back. They both signed as they continued to hang on.
Shadow woke up first, yawning and stretching. He sat up and stretched once more. "Ahhhhhh... That was a good snooze." He looked at May's cute sleeping form. "I had a comfy pillow." He said smiling.
Sonic woke up next, stretching the stiffness out of his body as he stood up. He woke up just in time to watch Shadow admire May. It reminded him of how Amy was waiting for him. "Amy... I'll see you soon, I promise that."
Yoshi woke up and stretched out. "Man, I had the strangest dream. We were fighting this freaky sheet named Doopliss, and he had a mechanical ape woth him," Yoshi said to the crew.
"Woah..." Knuckles commented. "That sounds like one freaky dream."
May woke up and yawned. She looked at her Skitty, which also woke up by herself. May turned to the crew and said, "Was someone playing with my tushie?" May asked, rubbing her tummy and waiting for a response.
Shadow blushed and rubbed the back of his head. "I was just using it as a pillow. It was nice and soft too."
Yoshi was about to say something, but then he thought of an idea. "Hmmhmmhmm...I can use May's butt as a place to rest my head. And with the gas contained in there, I can use it as a defence for those pesky crows!" Yoshi said to himself and he shouted in victory.
May looked at the forest. It was dark and spooky. Wild noises started to be heard. May jumped in fright and she held on tightly to Tails. "Eek...that forest is so scary...I don' think I wanna go in it," May said.
Tails blushed at how May hugged him. "Don't worry May, we'll be there to protect you." He said with a cute smile.
Yoshi dusted himself and said, "No matter what, let's go in there and go see the wizard!"
"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!" Sonic said raising a fist in the air triumphantly.
As the gang went into the forest, two figures appeared. It was the Wicked Witch and Eggman.
"So, they're off to see the wizard, eh? A shame that I'm going to stop them!" Gruntilda, the wicked witch, cackled. She turned to Eggman and said, "Eggman, did that warp sent Vector into the forest and made him lose his mind?"
Eggman nodded. "Indeed it did. He should be meeting up with them very soon."
Inside the forest, the wild noises were echoing throughout everywhere. May started to tremble, just when a low, grumbling noise echoed. May screamed and cried, "Waaaah! I hate it here! This place is too scary!"
Yoshi scratched his head and said, "That low grumbling sounded like it came from a stomach."
Shadow hugged May tightly. "It's ok, May, we won't let anything bad happen to you."
Suddenly, a not so loud roar came in, and a green crocodile hopped out of the bushes. It was Vector. The Sonic crew recognized him.
"What the hell? Vector?" Sonic exclaimed.
Vector, who happened to be in an ugly lion costume, growled at Sonic. He growled, "This is my forest! Get outta here!" He started to chase Skitty in his horrible costume, at which everyone laughed at. May giggled, though was starting to get worried about her Skitty.
"You think this guy could have picked a better costume," Yoshi joked, as he fell onto the ground, laughing.
"Uh..." Knuckles was at a loss for words. "Vector, are you feeling all right?"
Vector continued to chase Skitty, until May ran over and stuck her butt in front ofd the crocodile. Vector bumped into the soft bubble butt and he fell down. He got up, only to find everyone looking at him strangely. "Grrr...what happened?" He moaned.
May picked up her Skitty. She turned to Vector and angrily said, "Hey! Don't pick on creatures thatb are not your size! That's mean!"
Vector scratched his head as he looked at May. She was still in her panties. Vector nosebleed all over and he fell on Tails's shoes. "Nice panties..." Vector commented.
"GAH!" Tails stepped back from the nosebleed. "These shoes were brand new!"
Vector got up and said, "Sorry for the inconvenience. My name is Vectorluphiousmopahinotokalomuhagegrotus Angrujokaakinunopoereahtoshitoco Enhphirosemie the Crocodile the Fifth, but my friends simply call me Vector the Crocodile."
"Actually..." Sonic said. "Some of us already know who you are. Do you know where Espio and Charmy are?"
Yoshi's jaw dropped after Vector said his full name. "Wow...that's a pretty big name for a guy like you..." Yoshi muttered.
Vector scratched his head in confusion at Sonic's questoion and said, "Good lord, man? What have you been smoking? I know nothing of this Espio or Charmy."
Tails' jaw dropped. "Wha? But... But... You're 1/3 of their group, the Chaotix!" He exclaimed.
Vector narrowed his eyes at Tails and said, "What on bloody Earth is the Chaotix?"
Yoshi turned to Sonic and asked, "Did this happen all the time?"
"It's odd..." Sonic told Yoshi. "Vector must've lost his memory."
Vector looked strangely at Sonic and said, "Lost memory? Why, I'm the Lion King of this forest. I have been here since I was born!"
"Lion King?" Shadow asked. "But you're a crocodile... And as far as we know, you've been on Mobius with us. Unless we're thinking of another Vector..."
Vector shrugged and said, "Mobius? You mean Hailfire Peaks? Ugh, I hate those two dragon beasts that live there. I'll give them a run for their money!" Vector then showed off his muscular body.
"Hailfire Peaks?" Shadow asked, curious of what Vector has meant.
May looked down at her stomach. It was growling loudly. "All this talking is making me hungry," May said to the group.
Shadow, luckily, had remembered to save some apples for later in a backpack. He pulled out an apple, and handed it to May. "Here ya go, May."
May squealed, and she grabbed the apple. She was about to eat it, when she screamed and tossed it onto the ground. "What's wrong?" Yoshi asked May.
May trembled in fear and said, "They're ants inside that apple!" She then broke down into tears.
"Huh?" Shadow looked at the apple. "The hell did they get in there?" He reached back into the sack and got out another apple. "This one should be ok."
Suddenly, a horde of flies started crawling on the apple that Shadow held. May started crying out waterfalls. Yoshi facepalmed and said, "Gah! I hate this stupid forest!"
Shadow blew the flies away and cleaned the apple. "That should do it... I hope..." He looked around suspiciously for any other insects.
Suddenly, a HUGE horde of bees appeared and started to sting Shadow. Yoshi pciked up May and climed up one of the trees. "You stay here," Yoshi said to may, as he started to throw eggs at the bees.
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!" Shadow started to swat the bees away. "CHAOS NIGHTMARE!" With a snap of his fingers a blast of chaos energy blew away the bees around him. "Ouch..." He groaned as he started plucking stingers out of his body.
May held her growling stomach and groaned, "I'm so hungry. I can't believe bad stuff keeps happening to me. Why does it always have to happen to me?" She screamed, as she started crying out waterfalls.
Suddenly, right where her tear waterfalls were landing on, some fresh strawberries began to grow. May stopped crying and she started cheering. "Yay! My tears made a good thing after all!" May said, as she started to eat her well deserved strawberries.
Shadow, meanwhile, was almost done plucking out the stingers from his hide. "Gah... the pain..."
Yoshi layed his head on May's stomach and said, "Boy, all that running makes you tired...time for another rest." With that said, Yoshi fell riht to sleep.
Shadow pulled out the last of the stingers and started to put on some ointment. Vector climbed to the tree where May and Yoshi were. He layed next to May. "It is a good time to rest for a while, old chaps," Vector said, as he fell asleep.
Shadow sighed to himself. "Never was fond of insects to begin with... Especially the stingers." He winced.
May giggled at Shadow's appearance. She then placed her Skitty on her lap, which fell to sleep. May looked down at the Sonic Team and said, "C'mon up, guys!"
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles all lay down right next to May, and Shadow followed suit, but sat down REALLY carefully, down to his stings. May yawned and used Vector as a pillow. "I hope he doesn't mind if I use him," May said to herself, as she fell fast to sleep.
Shadow, once more, used May's butt as a pillow, still noting how soft it was. "Ahhhhh..." He started to sleep. And so, the night came in, and the moon shined down on the group of travelers.
The morning sun rose up from the hills, and everyone got up and stretched. May yawned loudly, and then she saw a warp. "Guys, was that warp here before?" She asked, as Sonic, Shadow, and Knuckles inspected it. Sonic stared at the warp. "Dunno... Never saw it there before..."
"Wonder what's in it..." Shadow asked, putting his hand through it. "Feels cold."
Suddenly, tow dinosaurs appeared through the warp. It was a green dinosaur and a yellow Ankylosaurus. "Ugh, how did we get here, Peppy?" Yoshi asked, scratching his head.
"I don't know, but we're suppose to go find this Yoshizilla guy and beat the living tar out of him," Peppy moaned, looking strangely at the group. The other Yoshi was still sleeping, not knowing what was happening.
"Holy mackerel, what are those?" Vector said, pointing to the new Yoshi and Peppy.
"Yoshi?" Sonic exclaimed, looking at the new Yoshi, and then back at their own Yoshi.
"What? is there something wrong with a warphole?" Yoshi yelled, just as Ambient and a new Shadow appeared through a different warp.
Shadow looked around the new area. "Where the heck are we Ambient?" He then stopped cold as he saw himself staring at him. "Uh... Why is there another me, looking right at me?"
Vector stood there, in awe. May looked at the group Shadow, and then at the new Shadow. "Um, how can there be two of you here?" May cried, surprised.
The other Shadow looked at his newly appeared self. "Uh... I don't know..."
Peppy looked strangely at Ambient. "What the hell is that?" He said, jumping in surprise.
Ambient jumped back too. "I-I'm an Echidna! And what's an Ankylosaurus doing here?"
"Hey, that's MR. Ankylosaurus to you, bub," peppy said.
The new Yoshi then thought of something. "Hey, what ARE we doing here, anyway?" he said.
The newly arrived Shadow shrugged. "Who knows... But I wanna know what another me is doing here, and how Team Sonic and Team Chaotix got here... Unless they're also doubles as well..."
Vector scratched his head and said, "Why, who is this Chaotix you speak of? For I am-"
Before Vector could finish, everyone was teleported to...Witchyworld, the circus-themed world of Banjo-Tooie.
"...HUH!" Yoshi cried, looking around the new world they have appeared in.
"Oh man... NOW where are we?" Knuckles asked.
"Why, this is Witchyworld. And if we are in Witchyworld, then that must mean..." Vector said, as a bear and a bird appeared in front of them.
"Hey Banjo, check out those freaks," Kazooie said, as she pointed to the group.
"Kazooie!" Banjo exclaimed. "We just saw them and already you're calling them freaks?"
"Yeah, I mean, you should talk!" Peppy said, pointing to the shaman next to Banjo.
"Who you calling freak, dumb dinosaur?" Mumbo said, pointing back. He then turned to Banjo and said, "Bear, Bird, and Mumbo introduce ourselves to group."
"Erm...what IS going on?" Yoshi2 said to Peppy
"I really, really, REALLY don't know," Peppy replied.
Banjo thought he'd better speak before a fight broke out. "Hi, I'm Banjo."
"We might as well make friends with them," May said, as she walked towards Banjo. She giggled, and then she said, "Hi! I'm May!"
"Nice meeting you. I'm Kazooie, and me and Banjo just got back from Grunty's Industries after we kicked Weldar's ass. Even though I'm better," Kazooie admitted, making Banjo mad.
Banjo grumbled. "Though you spend most of the time hiding in my backpack."
"Yeah, but I really kicked Weldar's ass. I actually beat him without you, Banjo. You're worthless!" Kazooie shouted.
“Worthless? From what I can remember, I had to spend most of the time keeping the both of us safe from Welder's attacks, while you cowered in my backpack!" Banjo shouted back.
"She's right. I played Banjo-Tooie before, and I defeated Weldar as Kazooie," Vector said to Sonic and the others.
"Wow, really?" May said in excitement. She held on to Skitty tightly, who meowed.
Banjo winced at that. "GAH! Now Kazooie's gonna be gloating for hours!"
"Yes! I have the PROOF that I beat Weldar without you, Banjo!" Kazooie cried. Banjo growled, when the Shadow2 walked towards Kazooie.
Shadow2 walked up with a defiant look. "Oh please! I remember playing Banjo-Tooie, and I beat Welder single-handedly with Banjo!"
Banjo suddenly felt happier. "Finally! Someone's on my side!"
Suddenly, Weldar himself appeared in front of Banjo. "Oh don't tell them bout that embarrassing fight you lost to me!" Weldar bellowed. Mumbo, along with Sonic and Knuckles, laughed his ass off.
"See? You see, Banjo? Even Weldar himself knows that I have defeated you!" Kazooie shouts, but not before Banjo stuffs her into May's shorts. Banjo, along with Shadow2, turns to Weldar.
"Oh my! Why does everyone want me in my panties?" May cries.
"Oh, is that so?" Banjo said to welder.
"I bet we could beat you without even trying!" Shadow 2 taunted.
"Oooh..." Sonic said. "Sounds like a challenge..."
"Should we start taking bets?" Knuckles asked.
"I think that would be a good idea," Vector said, as he noticed another warp. Sora, along with Kari, Cloud, Aeris, and Sephiroth, appeared.
"Good god, where are we now?" Cloud asks, looking around.
Sora looked around. "Not sure... this doesn't look like any world I've seen before..."
"Ahh, but can you stand with a small, energetic jinjo, bear?" Mumbo said, as he unleashed a horde of wild jinjos at banjo. This made Banjo extremely angry, and that was the straw that broke the camel's back. Except for May, Shadow2, and the sleeping Yoshi1, Banjo started yelling at everyone.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Banjo shrieked. "I can't take this anymore! Why is everyone trash talking me today? What did I ever do to you all?"
"You know, I can still kick your ass," Weldar joked.
"Oh lord, the bear has lost it..." Cloud said, as he walked back, standing next to Aeris.
Banjo growled. "God... I never get any respect..."
“Ha. Without Kazooie, you’re worthless. I’d like to see you try!” Weldar said, chuckling. Banjo now was ready to give Weldar a beating.
Banjo got into a fighting stance. "I'll show you..."
Weldar chuckled, and then he said, "With what? You can barely touch me without the use of Kazooie." Unfortunately for Banjo, he was running out of comebacks. The others were placing bets on who would win. Even Ambient and Peppy opened their own betting stands.
"So who do you think'll win?" Sonic asked the gang.
"Um...Weldar. He is the ultimate guy who, well, um...he's big...and, fat, and, uh, hot, and...I GIVE UP!" Vector cries, as he laughs insane and falls over.
Pichu appears with cheesecake. "Muahahaha! I made it into the party!" Pichu cries with a cheesy grin.
Shadow2 stood proudly. "Banjo will win, without a doubt!"
Suddenly, Balloon Dude and Air Tank Man appear. "Muahahaha...we're here for the girley..." Balloon Dude said in a random voice...
May cried in horror, and she hid inside Banjo's backpack. "AHHH!" May cried, not wanting to be inflated.
Air Tank Man cackled insanely. "I'm here to make balloon girls! AHAHAHAHA!"
"FILTH!" Oscar the Grouch cried, as he threw filth at EVERYONE!
"AHHHH! WHY ME?" May cries. Suddenly, everything gets so much out of control, Yoshi1 wakes up.
"What did I miss?" He says, looking strangely at everyone.
To Be Continued...
(Ran Out of Money, Couldn't Afford an Ending)
