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"Lol." Luigi laughed, "Today, I will win with ease."
"O RLY?" Link retorted, "You'll have to go through my sexy self first!"
"Bring eet on! Luigi always pawns!"
"You're not gonna be sayin' that when I knock your head upside down!"
"Guys, stop!" Pikachu exclaimed, getting in between Link and Luigi, "Can't there be one day without any pointless violence?"
Link looked at an evil grinning Luigi.
4 Minutes Later
"Marth, help!" Pikachu cried.
Marth turned around. "Pikachu, what's wrong, buddy?"
"LUIGIKILLEDLINKANDLUIGIISLIKEREALLYINSANESOHEISNOWGONNAKILLALLOFUSBECAUSEHETHINKSTHATWEAREPERVERTSBECAUSEWEHAVETHEWORDARSEBACKWARDSINTHEBASEMENTOFTHESUPERSMASHBROTHERSMANSION-" Sadly, before Pikachu could finish, a barrage of green fireballs burned the yellow, electrical mouse Pokemon to death.
"Haw-haw!" Roy laughed from nearby.
Marth gasped. "Pikachu, no!" He then saw Luigi standing in front of him.
"So you want some of Luigi, too?" Luigi laughed.
Marth fumed. "No! I won't let you harm others like you harmed Link and Pikachu!" He took out his sword and pointed it at Luigi. "Bring it on!"
Luigi prepared his missile attack, but hadn't gotten the time to defend himself, as Marth used this as his advantage. Marth then used his B attack on Luigi, which killed the green plumber.
"NOOO!!" Luigi screamed, turning into a green ghost and coming out of his now lifeless body, "You may have killed me, but I'll strike back! I promise you, this isn't the end!" He laughed evilly, disappearing into a purple cloud of smoke.
Marth shook his head. "Purple?" He asked himself.
The Next Day...
"And that's the news for today," The anchorwoman said, "The deaths of Link, Pikachu, and Luigi will be continously on watch. Stay tuned to..."
Marth ate cereal as he watched the news. Peach came in.
"Hey Marth, what's eating you all of a sudden?" Peach asked.
Marth shuddered a bit. "Urm...Peach..." He chuckled nervously, "It's best if you didn't ask what happened at all..."
The End (Or Is It?)
