Kingdom Hearts III/Episode 43
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[edit] Leave the Core Behind
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Hige: So you think you'll be headed to Paradise if you take down The Dai Xehanort Oozaru and rescue the other Cheza?
Kiba: You were right Jess, she has changed...
[edit] Let's meet again, in paradise
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(The Third Doctor Clutches his abdomen in pain, Trying to stop the bleeding...)
2nd Doctor: You Neurotic Nuisance! Where's The Fourth?
3rd Doctor: I'm sorry, he wanted to let go... somehow, he knew it was his time.
2nd Doctor: So you're saying that-
3rd Doctor: Yes, Predecessor, He's Dead. My Successor chose to die on me...pity, I was just starting to get to know him.
2nd Doctor: Oh, my gitty aunt... Don't worry, my successor, I'll at least try to be a help and pull-
3rd Doctor: (Yells at 2nd) DON'T TOUCH ME! You have to face your fears on your own... Besides, I'm not in the mood for any movement at the moment... Go on, get out of here.
2nd Doctor: No, I cant leave you to die now, You're the only echo I have left...
3rd Doctor: You've got to... now that Kiba's gotten himself in the proverbial soup... Go ahead and keep running towards your destiny. And should you regenerate just like your eighth persona... You have an exile ready to whisk you away and rescue you from the cold dark...
2nd Doctor: Though I know all too well of my future, It'll wash away the painful memory that is being written as we speak alongside most of my Time Agency Shinanagans...
3rd Doctor: Just go ahead and Tell Jamie I said hello, alright?
2nd Doctor: I understand... (Leaves as the Background Fades to white)
3rd Doctor: It's the end... but the moment has been prepared for... (Collapses)
[edit] Unseen Darkness
(The x-Blade is knocked away from the Doctor into the One True Kingdom Hearts)
Joel: Alright, You-
Aqua: Arrogant, Corrupt, Wibbly-Wobbly Timey Wimey Jackwad! You say you're pure in heart, but what kind of pure hearted person would damn the Time Space Continuum. You say your plans to erase existance from existance will bring a world without lies but you'll be stooping even lower than the Daleks you've faced.
Joel: Yeah, And on Top of Tha-
Aqua: You Killed my Master then Sealed me away, And you used the bodies of Your Own Brother, Ven, and Sora among the Seven Hearts he stored within him as Material for the end without end, Omniverse Transmutation.
Eleventh Doctor: Yes, Aqua, More! Let Your Light fade with Rage, Become the One True Nothing and erase this existance of lies!!
(Aqua Explodes with the Darkness of Wrath)
<Vs. Eleventh Doctor (Ver.2)>
(The Eleventh Doctor stumbles, Holding his body up with his Keyblade)
Eleventh Doctor: Good! Aqua! Give me more of your fury and Anger, It's Delicious!
(Aqua Goes Slashing Her Keyblade in Blind Fury)
Eleventh Doctor: The Madness that you've been holding back, That's the Black Blood I created through Fourth Wall Alchemy! I am the One True Keshin!
(We see the Gate of the Fourth Wall. Xehanort)
Xehanort: (Snaps awake on the couch) Where...Am I? (looks around to find the Plot Hole and sees his surrondings, it is the suburban home of some guy) The World beyond the one true Kingdom Hearts, is a suburban house, that's...rather weak... (finds a laptop computer. He opens it up and finds the Script to the Game) What the hell? (He hears footsteps approaching he looks to find the production staff members, Steven Moffat and Saburo Hatte)
Saburo: Uh, very funny Moffat. What's Old Man cosplay doing here, werent you supposed to figure out where to drop Xehanort and our Fullmetal Alchemist Cameo.
Moffat: Look, I panicked a-and... (they hear a yawn coming from a white figure in pajamas and Stompie-Slippers. It is the Truth)
[edit] Blow 'em out of the Stars
Phelous: I dont think this is such a good Idea...
Drew Tyler: Blasphemy, Launch the Gundams, Deploy the Megazords! I'm ready to begin a better story for the universe, one that has greater fates in store!
(They are all deployed in an attempt to destroy Zynxros)
Mickey Smith: The Barriers are fending off all the Zords, We need new Zords to Attach
Martha Smith-Jones: Impossible, We've got Zords in the Warehouse back home
Drew Tyler: So we can have them fly to our location from there...
Martha Smith-Jones: That's just it! They're still in the Warehouse Back Home as in:
(We see Moarte in the Zord Hangar on Earth with the Zords from Kyoruger and ???. He is eating an offering for Zordon to bless their ultimate weapon)
Moarte: (Tries to get the Ketchup out of the Bottle for one minute with various tools to no avail, causing him to utter the phrase:) Stupid Ketchup!
(Back to the Ship)
Drew Tyler: Great, now that means we're gonna have to pump up the volume, eh.
Rose: Negative, It's already at maximum strength, there's no way we can inhance it's power any further.
Idris: I have an Idea! (Mortimer runs away screaming) We can Hijack the power of Zynxros and sync it up to a single being: Tsukasa, There we can send out a few pilots to the Moon to Blow up Zynxros' Command Crown Castle!
Tommy: It's Risky, but it Just might work.
<Mission: Get to the Heart of the Moon>
[edit] The Writer
Xehanort: Who the hell are you!
The Truth: Who am I? Well one may call me god just as one may call me the world or the Universe...I am all and I am One, yadda-yadda-yadda. (opens the fridge door to fetch an orange) And It ultimately means that I am you.
Xehanort: Moff, Saburo...Are you two both happy about this encounter and everything that I had to do, all the lives I had to condemn in order to make this possible.
Moffat: So you followed canon in order to survive in the X-Blade knowing all too well who is destined to weild it.
Saburo: Y'know, It's getting rather surreal, Is there anything I can get for you?
Xehanort: Tell me what's going on here!
(we cut to Moffat sitting on a spinny-chair while The Truth and Xehanort are preparing breakfast in front of Saburo)
Moffat: Okay, You are the main character of a sci-fi show. Not to brag or anything but you can tell by the fact that it lasted over fifty years that, well, it was a big hit!
Saburo: So, I figured. Hey, why not make it into an International, Multimedia franchise with many IPs under it's belt, of course we had to let go of our british roots, but sacrifices must be made... I made the call to Moffat and mentioned the weak quality of first half of series seven, When Amy and Rory, Well, Y'know...
The Truth: Something Horrible happened, Didnt it... Pass the Mexican. (Xehanort gets a bag of shredded mexican Cheese for the Truth's Scrambled Eggs)
Moffat: I'm sorry about Rya.
Xehanort: Rya who?
Saburo: Botkins, Wife of Ansem Botkins, Mother of Kairi Melody Botkins.
Xehanort: The Princess of heart is Related to Rya?
Moffat: and according to Saburo's Sparknotes, Rya is the basis for the digital companion it created to protect you: Amelia Pond.
Xehanort: So my Mother who took me in when the Doctor sent us to our respective worlds, He said that she wasnt real, And You dare confirm that rightin front of me
Saburo: Yep. (The Pop Tarts pop out of the Toaster)
The Truth: Whazam! (Gets the Pop Tarts out and puts them on a plate while picking up a box of "CinnaToast Munch!") Go on...
Moffat: And so me and Nomura were writing the final part of a series of Video Games based on your attempts to restart the Keyblade War and reach Paradise. I wrote in that you combine your X-Blade form with the Other half of Kriemhild Gretchen to Revive it once more and Restart it exactly as it was a week before it concluded.
Xehanort: The Fighters were restored to the states they were in at the time it was on that one last week.
Moffat: And wouldn't you know it. I only knew for a fact that the Truth would be here.
The Truth: (Making Waffles) Yo!
Moffat: Meaning the only thing I could think of that'd surprise the fans of the franchise is that you meet up with the Producer...
Saburo: That'd be me.
Moffat: And the Writer which would Either be Nomura or Myself, Depending on the Region. And here we are...
Xehanort: I can take the fact that my supposed tenth regeneration was just a character, But every last one of them, all the way down to my childhood...
Saburo: While we're talkin' kids, I'm sorry for any retcons delt to your childhood, But yes. yes, you are!
Moffat: At least, you were at first, but now you're something completely different...
Xehanort: What?
Saburo: Evolved.
Xehanort: What do you mean?
Moffat: Think about it. Would the geeser from An Unearthly Child actually leave her daughter behind with some guy she just met? Would the cosmic hobo from Power of the Daleks actually fall in love with a mall clerk from Cardiff? Would the Suave Action Scientist from the Spearhead from Space acctually gather a group of his friends to save the Universe? Would the Bohemedian from Robot acctually sacrifice himself to prevent the Heat Death of the Universe? Would the Shinking Violet from Castrovalva acctually Run to the TARDIS holding a woman he just met in his arms while they were both poisoned? Would the Tastless Egomaniac from The Two Doctor acctually Gather another group of heroes to save a girl? Would the Noble Chessmaster from The Curse of Fenric acctually Fall to Bullet Wounds? Would the Nieve Amnesiac from The Enemy Within possibly bring himself to wipe out the other half of his people? Would the Death Seeker from Rose acctualy be dumb enough to sap the Time Vortex from a human girl she loved almost as much as his true love? Would the Sleepy man from The Christmas Invasion acctually bring himself to Shoot his one True Love? The Guys who started this didn't expect that when I started writing you all those decades ago, but ever since then, you've changed, not just with regeneration. The guys havent realised it back then hell, Russel T Davies didnt realise it until he wrote those supposed last words.
Xehanort: I dont wanna go.
Moffat: The fact is you've literally leapt off the page and taken on a life of your own. It became less of the Writer writing you what to do and you telling the poor smuck what to write. (Xehanort is still confused)
Saburo: (sits on the couch with an emmy and a wooden oscar which he uses To Point at things) Wooden Oscar, Least It gives me another goal to look forward to... Oh, And seeing where we are, I guess that leaves me with one First Emmy and you with one last choice.
Xehanort: What's out that door?
The Truth: Isnt it obvious, Reality.
