Kingdom Hearts: Friend Hooks/Pilot Short
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[edit] April Fools
[edit] Scene 1
- We get a wide panning shot of the location. It is a house party at Riku's house and their entire class is invited, Veronica, Chelsea, Jimbo, Jocktoman, and the rest of the Friend Hooks cast.
- Milo and Riku are at the Snack Table |Milo: This Party is da bomb, Riku! You're really shaping up to be a real Prince of Par-Tay!| |Riku: Gosh, Milo... I'm really flattered, I dunno what to say.|
- Milo laying it thick. |Milo: Just play it cool and I'll keep the hype levels as spicy as I can!|
- Riku smiles and waves T.T.F.N. (Ta-Ta for now) |Riku: Fair Enough.|
- ...then activates a communicator on his vest pocket. |Riku: Everyone in Position? Kairi?|
- Kairi is playing Twister with Chelsea and Kimberly. |Kairi: *after some struggling, she answers with her pinkie-toe* Loud and clear,, Riku.| |Kimberly: Please call an ambulance.|
- Roxas is playing Ping-Pong with Steve Jackson.
- Roxas gets the call from Riku and he answers. |Riku: Roxas, are you in position?| |Roxas: All Ice over here, Riku. Keeping the streak alive.|
- Eraqus and Xehanort are guarding the door as more guests arrive. |Riku: Will the Frankanollie folk please stand up?| |Eraqus: Quite. Though I am worried about the other two.|
- Xehanort sneeringly shrugs with confidence |Xehanort: Calm yourself, friend. They're from an orphaned universe separate from our time streams, we'll be perfectly fine.|
- Young Xehanort, Xeh as he's typically called, is cooking and baking alongside Masako. |Xehanort: Ain't that right, you strong 'ol ragamuffin?| |Xeh: Yeah, No time shenanagans here, I hope...|
- Young Eraqus is hanging from a tree on the lookout for things. |Era-kun: All clear up here.|
- Riley is playing Table Hockey with a few others |Riley: So they haven't arrived yet. That's a relief.|
- Aqua is at the Mixing Board, acting as the DJ |Riku: Aqua, is the crowd properly controlled...| |Aqua: It's all ice up here, Riku.|
- Oscar walks up with his smartphone playlist set up. |Oscar: I, uh, I got the playlist adjusted for you, Aqua.| |Aqua: Thanks, Oscar. You're a great friend.|
- Aqua talks into her earpiece. |Aqua: Ven's probably out at the Balcony.|
- Ven's sitting around the balcony on a lawn chair |Ven: Just hanging in there and doing my part for the team, buddy.| |Voice: C'mon. Open Up!|
- Bea is banging on the bathroom door. |Bea: You've been in there for like, half an hour, I know you're in there!|
- Ven talks into his earpiece. |Ven: Hey, could you check up on You-Know-Who.|
- Riku starts calling out into his earpiece |Riku: Terra, Respond!|
- Terra is puking in a toilet with a human Gumball and Chi-Chi from 'The Copycats', Darwin and Froggy watching in the distance. |Riku: Terra? TERRA!?|
- Riku sits against the wall. |Riku: Great, Now one of our closest checkpoints to the bounty is officially shot.|
[edit] Scene 2
- EXT - Sora's house |Riku: Things couldn't get much worse if they tried.|
- Sora is sitting in front of some study guides when he notices something in the window...
- ...The Gummi Ship!
- Sora is leaping out his bedroom window and into the Gummi Ship with Donald and Goofy in Tow.
- Sora slides into his seat in the cockpit. |Sora: Next stop, Riku's Party for Heartless Extermination!|
- Donald and Goofy react in concern |Donald: You have got to be kidding me!| |Goofy: Are you sure Riku will be fine with you skipping your homework binge for that mission.|
- Sora puts his hands around his head as he kicks his legs back. |Sora: It ain't skippin' if I head right back.|
- The Gummi Ship starts zooming off from his house as we cut directly to:
- His chair, now sporting a note reading: 'Off to play the not study game, brb.'
[edit] Scene 3
- EXT: Sora's Neighborhood, The Gummi Ship is zooming towards Riku's house.
- Riku has starts to see a Soldier Heartless stealthily passing Riku before he promptly squashes it like a bug before talking into his walkie-talkie. |Riku: Alright, the bait's in position.| |Aqua: You mean the Heartless.| |Riku: Look, I know they've given us a lot of trouble in the past,
- The Keyblade Three arrive at the party through the view of binoculars. |Riku: (off screen) but the Hunters are attracted to them the same way the heartless are attracted to the Light so pay attention|
- Young Eraqus smiles at the money shot. |Era-Kun: Speak of the Devil, and there they are!| |Riku: Alright, you all know the plan,|
- Establishing shot of Katherine 'Kitty' Navalos |Riku: Does anybody need anything off Kitty or can we let the cold ones run their course?|
- Terra arrives at the Balcony, slightly nauscious, but now relatively stable. |Ven: I think Terra might need something.|
- Riku glances at his watch which as locked onto Kitty. |Riku: What, does he need a Megalixir?| |Voice: Yeah, that'll help him out when she gets Frisky with the Gil she owes me.|
- We see Sephiroth standing as a bouncer for the Party. |Sephiroth: It's more or less one of the more reckless habbits of these three among the Keyblade's chosen.|
- Master Xehanort glances to the side with his hands occupied by a bowl of 'Mac & Cheetos' |Master Xehanort: For Fisher's Sake...|
- Riku |Riku: Christler...|
Ritter: Yeah, but that will help him heal better. I have more mana.
Jamaal: [sighs] Christ. OK, uhh well what we'll do, I'll run in first, gather up all the eggs. We can kinda just, ya know, blast them all down with AOE. Um, I will use Intimidating Shout to kinda scatter 'em, so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. Uhh, when my Shouts are done, I'll need Anfrony to come in and drop his Shout too, uh so we can keep them scattered and not to fight too many. Um, when his is done, Bas of course will need to run in and do the same thing. We're gonna need Divine Intervention on our mages, uhh so they can AE, uh so we can of course get them down fast, 'cause we're bringing all these guys.
Aqua: I think this is a pretty good plan,
Terra: With some added luck, we should be able to pull it off this time.
Riku: We're gonna be in trouble if we don't take them down quick. , what do you think Namine? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?
Namine: Uhhh.. yeah, gimme a sec... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three uh, repeating of course, percentage, of success.
Kairi: That's... a lot better than we usually do.
Riku: Alright, guys. I'm on my way down. you think we're ready guys? [interrupted]
[edit] Scene 4
Sora: Alright chums, (I'm back)! Let's do this... LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS! [runs into Rookery]
-Short pause-
Forekin [incredulous]: ... Oh my God he just ran in. [runs in]
Ritter: Save him!
Jamaal: Oh jeez, stick to the plan.
Forekin: Oh jeez, let's go, let's go! [follows]
Abduhl [laughing]: Stick to the plan chums!
Jamaal: Stick to the plan!
[edit] Scene 5
Jamaal: Goddamnit Sora!
Forekin: Goddamnit...
Abduhl: Sora, you moron! [various other put-downs of Leeroy amongst group]
Ritter: I'm on it.
Basphemy: It's on Bas.
Jamaal: Listen, this is ridiculous.
--
Jamaal: Oh for - [sighs, nearly chokes and swallows] Great job!
[Unknown]: For Christ's sake! [indistinguishable babble]
Abduhl: Sora, you are just stupid as hell.
Spiffy: Nimrod.
[Another Player]: Oh my God...
Leeroy: ... At least I have chicken.
