Episode 356: Make Yourself Decent, Woman

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Another peaceful (Really, is peaceful now) day in the Smash Mansion, Pikachu was still cleaning the yard for his punishment and swearing under his breath, but do you care?

Well, let's see what is Yoshi doing, ok? Yoshi was watching all the cakes Peach has done, and he was drooling like crazy just seeing all the cakes for Master Hand's party, and since he is a good boy (No, is not Tobi, Naruto fans) he just waited for the party...which was the next day.

He didn't tolerate at all the waiting, so, he just thought simply of: go to the huge kitchen, touch a little the cake to see how does it tastes, yeah, such a wonderful plan (Really, everyone do that, do you?)

So what happened then? He went to the huge kitchen of the mansion to taste a little every last cake, how many they were? 50.

But as soon he was there, many huge pieces of cake were missing! Who is the one who took them?

He was in shock just as seeing every cake missing a huge piece of bread and cream, he then turned to du du duuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn, EMO! (Just kidding, Yoshizilla )

Well, let's change to another situation, forget what did I said before this, he was in shock just as seeing every cake missing a huge piece of bread and cream. Then for his bad luck, Peach and Master Hand appeared from the other side of the huge kitchen. Then Peach said this with every word of joy and happiness:

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!"

"It wasn't me! I swear!" Said Yoshi proudly.

"No, I saw him! He was eating every cake!" Sonic appeared from nowhere, blaming Yoshi, with suspiccious cream from around his mouth and gloves. But since Master Hand and Peach were having eyes problem in this day, (yes, Peach made the cakes before this day, so she didn't have any trouble with the cream) they can't see white things very clearly, and no, Master Hand can see himself in the mirror.

"Look! He even has cream all around his mouth!" Said Yoshi, hoping for a present.

"I don't see any!" Said Master Hand with entusiasm.

"Wahhh! Yoshi is trying to blame me of something I didn't do!" Said Sonic with fake tears.

"WHAT?!" Said Yoshi in his defense.

"Yoshi, YOU WILL NOT EAT DINNER FOR THIS MONTH! Said Master Hand, with angel's wings around him.

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Said Yoshi for his last words of defense.

"And you will help me make the cakes again!" Said Peach with a smile and pointing towards Yoshi.

"I wish you good luck for this month Yoshi!" Said Sonic, leaving the huge kitchen.

"(Must kill Sonic soon)" Yoshi thought mentally while he was searching for the cream and plates.

Another day, another trip to the hospital, no no no, that is another story, oh well, this can be used for this, Yoshi was still making all the cakes he had "eated", he was in cake number 14 now, but let's leave him alone ok?

Instead of watching Yoshi, let's see what is our favorite Fox doing ok?

"WAHHHHH!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Said Tails.

"Oops, wrong Fox" I said.

Well, what a problem where is that lurkey Fox now? He probably is in the Shooting Range room. And bingo! There he is!

Fox was shooting down targets with his blaster, and he was doing it perfectly, the same perfect score of everyday, Falco, Samus and Pit were a little jealous because of this, but for today, he was praticing alone, yeah, it was heaven for Fox to be practicing alone.

Until now...

"Phew, another perfect score for this day" Said Fox proudly (No, really, this time is proudly)

"Hey! What are you doing?" Said Sonic, who appeared out from nowhere, scaring Fox half to death.

"AHHHH! STOP DOING THAT!" Said Fox happily.

"Ok, I'll stop. Hmm, can you teach me how to use your gun please? Asked the blue hedgehog.

"Hmmm...fine, take it" Answered Fox, giving Sonic his blaster

"Thanks! Now, how can I shoot?" Asked with curiosity Sonic.

"Well, first you need to press this bu-" But the blaster was already shooting!

Yep, every laser was flying towards the wall, Fox ducked instantly by the lights of "happiness". Sonic was enjoying firing to all the walls of the room, leaving the targets untouched. Then Sonic heard something coming to the Shooting Range room, he then fired at himself with the blaster above his head, and a little flame was on top of it, and...

"Here, sorry to cause all this problem" Said Sonic, giving back the blaster to Fox.

"Sure, maybe you should get away from guns" Said Fox with a smile.

Then our favorite Master Hand was cheking the room, and well, he was too happy and said this:

"WHY THIS ROOM IS ALL DAMAGED?!"

"IT WAS HIM! HE SHOOT LIKE CRAZY TO ALL DIRECTIONS! LOOK! HE EVEN SHOOTED MY HEAD!" Said Sonic pointing to Fox and then to his head with the red grass.

"WHAT?!" Said Fox with joy.

"Fox, YOU WILL STAY IN THE MANSION DOING LAUNDRY! Said Master Hand with a halo above his head.

"WHAT?! THAT IS SO GIRLY!" Said Fox with entusiasm.

"QUIET!" Said Master Hand, grabbing Fox out of the room.

"Good luck with Wario's clothes!" Said Sonic happily.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (Must kill Sonic soon)" Said and thought Fox, while he was being dragged away by Master Hand.

It was another peaceful (chaotic) day in the Smash Mansion, Fox was doing the laundry with Wario's clothes, but as soon he grabbed Wario's sock, he smell it and fainted instantly. Poor Fox.

Samus was walking towards her room, still wearing her armor, she thought it was a better idea to not wear her armor all the day, she passed through the laundry room and she swear she saw Fox on the floor, but that didn't matter Samus at all.

When she made it to her room, she thought it was better take a shower, because she was beginning to smell very bad inside her armor, but anyone didn't noticed that, because you all have already know the smell was inside her armor.

Then she proceede to remove her armor and stay with her Zero suit until she removed that second suit, but of course inside her PERSONAL bathroom, then she moved to the shower to take a bath.

And maybe throught your mind is now the question: And what will Sonic d in this chapter?

Well, nothing...for now...

Samus already finished her shower and then she grabbed a towel with the Galactic Federation logo in it, she was now in her way to grab her clothes. But still in a towel.

She grabbed her clothes, but as soon she turned her back, she saw Sonic in front of her looking with widened eyes towards all of her body, then the hedgehog's little nose was starting to bleed like crazy, he let go like 1 liter of blood of his little nose.

But unfortunalely for Samus, Sonic's blood showered her totally! Now she was a red version of herself.

Then Master Hand heard all the flooding that was coming from Samus room, he floated quickly to the room, and saw Samus covered all in blood. Then Master Hand said with a great voice full of entusiasm:

"OMG! SAMUS, MAKE YOURSELF DECENT, WOMAN!" Then the floating hand's invisible nose let go red "Kool-Aid" like crazy, unfortunalely also showering Samus in the process.

"Ok, that's the last time I let the door open!" Said the now red half-naked bounty hunter.

"This is...heaven" Said a fainted Sonic.

"(Must kill Sonic soon)" Thought Samus as she was now heading to take a shower again.