Episode 33: A Fairly Odd Reboot episode
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"Glitch," Bob commanded to his key tool. "Game Stats"
Glitch beeped and whistled. Bob knew exactly what it was saying, though.
"It's called 'Fairly Oddstacle Course'. The game is an obstacle course based on the show 'The Fairly OddParents'. You get three lives, and if you sacrifice one of your own for a teammate, you earn enough points for another one. The Cosmo Coins, which are green, and the Wanda Coins, which are pink, grant you one wish if you grab them. That's pretty much all we need to know for the whole game. Level 1 is the 'Shredding balls of doom level'. You have to make it across a field of mace heads on tether ball poles to the portal to level 2."
"OK. Lets 'reboot"' AndrAIa said. "REBOOT". She double-clicked her icon and was immediately surrounded by a cage of green energy. In a flash she was in a black suit with a strange, black helmet.
The other two did the same thing getting the same costume.
"Where's the user?" Matrix asked.
Bob checked Glitch then told him. "He should be corning around here right about now"
Immediately, a boy with blue eyes, buckteeth, and bushy brown hair appeared next to two miniature figures with wings. One was a man with green eyes and bushy green hair; the other, a woman with pink eyes and a neat hair do fixed into her pink hair. Both were carrying black staffs, each with a yellow star at the end, and all three were wearing the same costume as Bob, Matrix and AndrAIa.
"Hey, User!" AndrAIa called over to the boy who seemed to be the main user. "See you at the finish line!"
"If you make it to the finish line!" he called back.
Bob smiled and called over, "You may be in for quite a surprise!"
"Like you wining?" The man asked. "If that's so then my name ain't Cosmo!"
Matrix snickered. "Maybe you should start thinking of another name then."
"I know!" Cosmo said happily. "Fairy!" "Oh Cosmo!" the woman groaned. "Oh Wanda!" Cosmo sighed lovingly. Wanda rolled her eyes.
"Can we please just start the game?" the boy asked irritably.
"OK!" Everyone snapped. "DON'T RUSH US!"
The boy, who was not looking out, got hit by a mace head and disappeared. When he reappeared he cried out, "I lost a life! - On level one!! What am I, four?!"
Everyone laughed hysterically.
LEVEL 2
Bob, Matrix, and AndrAIa suddenly found themselves swimming away from a giant female data-lobster who wanted to "pinch those chubby cheeks of theirs".
LEVEL 5
AndrAIa looked below the hovering classroom desks. "It seems," she said. "That in this class, if you don't pass, you spend the rest of your life as a janitor."
"I don't want to live as a janitor." Matrix murmured. "I just want to win this game and get out"
Bob jumped from desk to desk and called back, "Then follow me to the teachers desk - and the portal to the next level."
LEVEL 6
Bob, Matrix, and AndrAIa appeared, quickly followed by the user's team.
"My living room?" the user asked in a confused tone.
Suddenly, an evil-looking giant female teenage robot came out of the floor and sneered at its visitors. "Well, well, well. Looks like I'm gonna have quite a few helpings of twerp for dinner."
"Ahhh!!" the user cried in horror. "A VICKY ROBOT"
Matrix narrowed his eye and the targeting one lit up. "Gunner: targeting"
The Vicky Robot fired to fang-missiles. Matrix fired his gun. The two fires met and exploded into a ball of white energy.
Suddenly... "WARNING: GAME CORRUPTION!"
"What's a 'game corruption'?" the user asked the other two on his team.
"Yeah, Sparky." AndrAIa asked Matrix. "What is that thing?"
"The Deadliest thing you would Ever Come Across..." Cut to the Ball of Energy then to Matrix's Face "An Infinite Data Else-If Loop"
"Uh, Bob, What does it Mean?" AndrAIa asked Bob.
"It means RUN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER RUN BEFORE!!!!"
Timmy wondered why he said so. Then he saw it! The white energy ball suddenly started to suck everything into it! Soon everyone was scrambling to get out of the way! As he struggled to get away - WHAM' - a lamp suddenly hit him in the head knocking him unconscious!
