Topmonhit Story '07 Halloween Special: Bleah! Countdown to Doom
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"Bats are just interesting. After all, they sustain themselves on blood. Rather strange."
-Count Bleah, Topmonhit Story '07 Halloween Special: Bleah! Countdown to Doom
Topmonhit Story '07 Halloween Special: Bleah! Countdown to Doom is the first Topmonhit Story Holiday Special. It stars Top, Oshy and Topper, and features Count Bleah, as well as a bunch of bats. As of now it is the only Topmonhit Story Halloween Special, and it occured before Topmonhit began making character costumes (which occured in the next year, 2008).
Characters (in order of appearance): Topper Mon Hit, Top Mon Hit, Oshy Gisho, Count Bleah
Locations: Gloomy Forest, Dark Mansion
Time Period: Halloween 2007
Contents |
Story
Part 1
In a dark, gloomy forest, 10:30 PM, Top and Topper popped out from underground, followed by Oshy. Up on top of a hill was a creepy mansion, like something out of a horror story, and Top exclaimed they were at Boo's Mansion and the Halloween party... except they weren't at Bo's Mansion. They began to argue over where they were supposed to have gone, as they had been at Shifting Sand Land earlier, Topper thought they had to go to Chucklehuck Woods, and Top thought they needed to get to the Land of Crag. Obviously, they were lost, and had lost the map.
They decided to foolishly stay in the old mansion up on the hill, and after knocking on the door it was answered by Count Bleah. They explained they were lost on the way to a Halloween party, and Count Bleah invited them in, already with a conveniently prepared banquet. Top dashed in to eat food, and Count Bleah followed. Oshy told Topper something wasn't right about this place, and though Topper agreed, they still needed to go get Top.
As Top ate and ate and ate, Oshy and Topper felt like they were being watched; Count Bleah teleported near them and mused that it was the vampire bats, and they saw up on the ceiling was covered in vampire bats. Count Bleah said they were harmless, however... "mostly..." Top was still eating a bunch of food, and though Oshy and Topper suggested they should leave, but Top thought vampire bats rarely attacked humans. Oshy checked the menus, and the bottom listed "Top, Oshy and Topper". Top thought it was a misprint, and Oshy said to read the script, which said the bats attacked them.
Finally, Oshy said to just ask Count Bleah, who teleported in and admitted to the bats attacking them at midnight, after which he promptly teleported away. Top wasn't worried, though, as it was only around 10:30; just then a grandfather clock struck 12, and Oshy figured Topmonhit forgot about daylight savings time. Count Bleah teleported back in, telling them they were next on the menu, and hundreds of bats flew into the room. Top, Oshy and Topper began to run, screaming as they went, and Count Bleah ended it on a cliffhangar.
Part 2
30 minutes later, Top, Oshy and Topper were hiding in a closet. They had survived that long, but then the door opened up and Count Bleah was there. Oshy set off a Grenade Egg which blew a hole in the floor, sending Top, Oshy and Topper plummeting to the basement. There, they saw a Crobat, who said they didn't look to appetizing (or, as Topper put it, they were ugly). They still had the other bats to worry about, and Top suggested they disguise themselves as oranges, as oranges don't have blood. The Croboat said orange juice was a balanced part of a bat's breakfast, though.
They thought Count Bleah could come any minute, but then Count Bleah teleported in and said it could be any second, but he likes to make a feeling of dread, then he teleported back up. Topper realized they could probably beat all those bats, and Top said he could eat them, and to demonstrate he ate the Crobat, becoming Bat Top. Topper said he should go talk to the bats, and 1 1/2 hours later Top came back and reported they said no. What took him 1 1/2 hours was the buffet was still out.
He brought them back a clock, though, which said 6 AM (meaning it was broken, as it was currently 2 AM), but it gave Oshy an idea to get the bats into some light. Count Bleah and the bats suddenly teleported into the room, and though Oshy tried to use a flashlight, the battery was dead. Top ate it ("Yay. Last meal.") and become Light Top and flashed a bright enough light to destroy all the bats. Rather anti-climactic, and Count Bleah said it was annoying.
They had expected him to dissipate as well, thinking he was a vampire, and Count Bleah simply said he found bats interesting, as they sustained themselves on blood. Top suggested emos should have bats for pets. With that, Count Bleah left, ominously saying they would meet again. Top, Oshy and Topper found a road map in the mansion... of France. They then found a phone and used it to call the national guard to pick them up, ending the Halloween special.
Trivia
- As of now Top, Oshy and Topper have not met Count Bleah again (outside of Tick Tack Emissary).
- This is thought to be the first appearance of Count Bleah; it is, at least, the first major appearance of him.
- In this special, Top has a Meta Top costume on, Oshy has a Rex costume on, and Topper is painted like a tornado.
- This is the very first Topmonhit Story Holiday Special, and is so far the only Halloween special.
- This story would logically occur either around The Plot of Evil Dreams or Omnia Causa Fiunt.
Connections to Other Stories
- N/A
| Preceded by: First Special | Topmonhit Story Holiday Specials Topmonhit Story '07 Halloween Special: Bleah! Countdown to Doom | Followed by: Topmonhit Story '07 Thanksgiving Special (Sorta): The Turkey Trail |
