Dr. Israel Brown AZA

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	Region: [[Eastern Region]] ([[Virginia Council]])		Region: [[Eastern Region]] ([[Virginia Council]])
-	Members: Its hard to count all these people while their dry-humping in a pile. But dick taker,Bradlee Goldberg is a common face in and amongst that pile.	+	Members:
		+	Jack "I know I'm on iboard but do I count as chapter board?" Rosenblum:iboard
		+	Reed "more committed to soccer" Goldner: Godol
		+	Jared "my google drive profile pic is a soccer ball" Berklee:S'gan
		+	Asher "Big Dawg" Baum: Moreh
		+	Ben "hot sister" Diehl: Maz/Giz
		+	Evan "I scream to show my masculinity" Gordan: Schaliach
		+	Mitchell Tall: Sopher
		+	Bradlee "wait what?" Goldberg: honorary question asker
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	Founded: c. January 1937		Founded: c. January 1937

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Dr. Israel Brown AZA #256 ,or "dick in butt" is a chapter of the Aleph Zadik Aleph international order located in the Tidewater area of southeastern Virginia, drawing members from the cities of Norfolk, Virginia Beach, and Chesapeake. It is a member of Virginia Council and thus Eastern Region. "DIB", as it is known, was founded c. January 1937 in honor of Dr. Israel Brown -- a widely praised Jewish member of the Virginia House of Delegates and Norfolk physician who, upon his death in 1928, was found to have saved and thereafter given much of his life's savings to charity. It has held a strong presence in the area for 75 years and is currently known throughout the region as a strong chapter of sexy young lads lead by their mascot Bradlee Goldberg, a skinny young students who is gracefully uncoordinated and beautiful to watch. Bradlee is known to strip if you throw pennies at him. Although he may be surprised at first, just continue throwing he'll remember eventually.

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Quick Facts

Name: Dr. Israel Brown

Favorite Website: Slither.io

Favorite Song: It's The Climb by Hannah Montana

Number: 256

Region: Eastern Region (Virginia Council)

Members: Jack "I know I'm on iboard but do I count as chapter board?" Rosenblum:iboard Reed "more committed to soccer" Goldner: Godol Jared "my google drive profile pic is a soccer ball" Berklee:S'gan Asher "Big Dawg" Baum: Moreh Ben "hot sister" Diehl: Maz/Giz Evan "I scream to show my masculinity" Gordan: Schaliach Mitchell Tall: Sopher Bradlee "wait what?" Goldberg: honorary question asker

Founded: c. January 1937

Sister Chapter: Kruger BBG

Mascot: American Fox-Hounds, Bradlee Goldberg

Advisors: (Eric) Mama Miller, (Ethan) Toots Heban, (Justin) Kitty Katz, and honorary advisor Millhouse (from the Simpsons)

Notable Awards: Virginia Council Runoffs Cup 2009, 2012,2015,2016, biggest man titties (won by Brett Pomerantz) 2006-2015, Rubik's cube champion (Also Brett Pomerantz) 2013-2014, Largest Jewfro (you guessed it, Brett Pomerantz) Eastern Regionals GPA Award 2016