Middle of Nowhere
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The Middle of Nowhere is a common expression that refers to a generic place lacking any special characteristics.
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[edit] How To Get There
Starting at Point Zero, head north. Take a left and keep going through We're Lostville, and turn right at the Great Wall of China. Make your way to Big Ben. Once there make sure to have some crumpets and tea. When you're done, turn right and keep walking. Keep going until you pass the Statue of Liberty. Take the number 5 bus. When you get to Hawaii, take the number 7 bus. Ride it for 2 days. At that time, a penguin will meet you. Follow him. If you see the Eiffel Tower, you know you're going the right way and will be there soon.
[edit] Other Info
While "the Middle of Nowhere" refers to "any place lacking population, interesting things, or defining characteristics" the real middle of nowhere is a very populated place (more than 300 million people), has many interesting things (WikiSlippy), and has lots of defining characteristics.
[edit] Things to Do and See
- Middle of Nowhere is the home of the International Fridge Bank. Anything lost behind the fridge and not found within a day will be sent here for safe keeping. It is also thought that this is where missing socks go. However, the exact building has not been discovered.
- Some people play tennis. Some don't.
