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You tell mom a funny yet stupid Yomomma joke.

You: “YO MOMMA'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE FELL DOWNSTAIRS, SHE MADE YOUR BASEMENT!”

Toad explodes, and a key appears!

Choices

• Play cards with Luigi
• Marry Peach
• Eat the key
• Try to get Yoshi offering a ride