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Game Triangle
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The Game Triangle is Nintendo's newest system. In addition to having backwards compatibility with the Playstation, it will double as a toaster and be able to play episodes of Teletubbies. (Shigeru Miyamoto, a huge fan of the Teletubbies series, designed this feature himself.)
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History
The Game Triangle was first conceived by Shigeru Miyamoto's pet rat, a famous genius responsible for several of Nintendo's accomplishments. Initial drafts of the Game Triangle show that its pointy end when be able to be used to stab in-game characters via the television; however, such a feature was removed due to the laziness of the Game Triangle's designer.
Technical Specs
The Game Triangle's glasses will be very hi-tech. They will be some of the most technical specs of all time, including the all-newly discovered thingies called Buttons, which will come in "A", "B", "X", and "Y" varieties.
Game Library
A total of thirty games are planned for the Game Triangle, only one of which (Can We Fix It?) has been released. Two of the very hyped soon-to-be released games are Super Mario 128 and its sequel.
Reception
The Game Triangle had a very nice wedding reception (it is now bride to Pikachu), and critics have called its wedding cake "par".
