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You tell mom a funny yet stupid Yomomma joke.

You: JOOR MOM ISH SHO SHTUPID SHE'S JUU MAOM!

Toad explodes, and a key appears!

What will you do next:

• Marry Peach
• Try to get yoshi offering a ride
• Play Cards With Luigi
• Eat The Key