He comes back with a bat

From Torg Adventure

While trying to decide to jump out the window or run down the stairs, the farmer comes back with a baseball bat. You try to dodge, but the farmer is surprisingly spry for his age. In a flurry of blows, you are knocked out. The last thing you think of before you fall unconscious is, "Hey! I got out of the family reunion!"

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You awaken in a prison cell, awaiting arraignment for rape along with other miscellaneous charges. It doesn't look good for you, and the likelihood of being acquitted are rather slim. You will probably get several years of prison time. On the other hand, you did manage to fuck Loretta bareback.

Game Over! You Lose!

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