Aunt Karen walks in
From Torg Adventure
The door opens and Aunt Karen walks in, closing the door behind herself.
"I thought so!" she exclaims, as you haven't had time to pull out of Gwen.
"Um, it's not what it looks like!" you shout.
"Hi, Mom," is all the exasperating Gwen says.
"Max, you mean that your cock isn't balls deep in my youngest daughter and by the looks of it without a raincoat or galoshes? And also by the look of it after the carnal act, so to speak?" she says matter of factly.
"Well, I guess it is what it looks like. But let me explain!" you argue.
"No, Max, let me explain." Your aunt walks over and sits on the bed, halfway up the bed. She's facing both you and Gwen. She doesn't seem mad in the slightest. You look at her puzzled.
"Your mother and I are sisters. We fooled around with each other all through our teens. We seduced our other sibling, Uncle Randy, several times. Once when your mom was 18, she seduced Randy and got knocked up. Uncle Randy freaked out and moved to New Mexico. Nine months later, Sam was born. When Mom and Dad found out she was pregnant, they figured out that Randy had been the daddy, and they had a talk with the two of us. They told us that they were cousins who got married, and that their grandparents had been brother and sister. So, ever since you kids have been past puberty, Sandy and I have been waiting for this day, because we knew this would happen."
"Kids, you come from a very incestuous family. Max, I'm sure you've heard that Sandy and I got knocked up by the same guy, right? Did you know that we got knocked up by the same guy when you and Nancy were born? By the look on your faces, I didn't think so. I bet you also didn't know that your father and Nancy's father is my cousin Marty? Yeah, the cute redhead? Mmm-hmmm." She smiles wistfully. "And the new babies' father is my cousin Joe from Seattle. Your mother and I have been fucking half the family, often at the same time, and you kids are the result. This is one of the reasons that none of your dad's have stuck around. It would be too public."
You and Gwen have shocked looks on your faces. These revelations are astounding.
"So, we're not mad that you're fucking each other -- we expected it at some point. And Max, we also know that you're fucking Sam. We would like to know your intentions though. Since you don't have a condom on now, I'm assuming either they're on the pill or you're trying to knock your sister and cousin up. If you're trying to get the whole family pregnant, we need to do some financial wizardry to be able to afford two more babies." Aunt Karen looks at you expectantly.
What do you tell her?
