Titty Wolf
From The Extended Group
Titty Wolf is a colloquial name used by group members to refer to the high school romantic interest of Mark Moser.
Origin
The said individual (someone please insert actual name) was frequently observed wearing a winter sweater with a portrait of a wolf howling at a giant moon in the background. Although not overweight, for some reason Titty Wolf had abnormally large fat deposits on his chest, which would noticeably dangle, like breasts, despite the thickness of his trademark sweater. Titty Wolf would often be sighted running at full gallop towards Mark when class ended, and the "jiggling" effect this created became a topic of some conversation when observed.
The coining of this celebrated moniker is generally credited to Owen.
