"OC-Bee" Signs John Teske's Yearbook

From The Extended Group

A group of Shorewood students went to the nearby OCB (Old Country Buffett) for a celebratory meal. It was there that they met the OCB's mascot, a guy in a giant yellow and blue bee costume. After causing several small children to cry in sheer terror, the mascot approached our table in eerie silence. As he neared, the smell of dirty children, cheap whiskey and forgotten dreams clung to our nostrils. As he shuffled up to us, we began to fully appreciate the shabbiness of his smuged and dirty costume. The Bee's gleefully shining plastic eyes belied a sad inner soul, a man who was once so full of life, now yearning for another chance at wasted potential. At this time, we started pitching questions to the Bee, who would typically respond to our liking. At one point, one of us asked him if he was "dead inside", to which he sadly nodded yes. Matt Kristek followed up by asking if the restaurant paid him in popcorn shrimp, which the Bee confirmed as well. After minutes of uneasy yet hilariously enjoyable communication with the Bee, John Teske valianty offered forth his yearbook for the Bee to sign. Curiously, the grimy bee snatched up the yearbook and shuffled quickly past a row of crowded tables to a back room. Minutes later the Bee returned, solemnly handed John his Yearbook, shook all of our hands with his cartoon-like mitten-hand and bade us farewell. It was then that the Bee finally left.

Contents of Note

"Congratulations.

-Richard"

To this day, it is unclear exactly why the Bee chose to sign John's yearbook with his (presumably) actual name.