"I was just upstairs piping!"

From The Extended Group

The "piping" incident ocurred around or during senior year of high school. For now forgotten reasons a car full of group members drove by Gavin's house to see if he was around to join in the evening's planned adventures. Brett was selected by "not it" referendum to knock on the door of Jamieson manor. When he did this he was greeted by Gavin's father, who was wearing a Hugh Hefner-style full body robe. He then exclaimed, "Oh hello! I was just upstairs piping." And further went on to explain that Gavin was not around, leaving a bewildered Brett to explain to waiting friends what had just transpired.