First of all...

From Torg Adventure

"Listen up you drunken slut of a mother," you say again. "Starting today, you're going to, first of all, let me fuck whomever I want whenever and wherever. Secondly, you're going to 'accidentally' let Dad see us fucking. I want him to know the nasty things I do to you. Thirdly, you will stop talking about cutting off my balls. If you don't like something, ask politely.