Conspiracy and then bed

From Torg Adventure

Aunt Karen slides flat on the floor, disengaging from you. She opens her eyes to look at you, and says, "Since you and Nancy, your mother and I always try to get knocked up together. And always from the same guy. If you knock me up, you also need to knock up your mom." She grins at you and rolls on her back. "I'll help you get her."

"Wait a minute. Nancy's my sister?" you say, a look of pleasant surprise on your face.

Aunt Karen smiles and nods. "Uh-huh."

"What about Gwen?"

"No, Gwen's father is also Amy's. Since he wasn't able to knock me up when your mom had Amy, he arranged to come by special to do the job for Gwen. So she's your sister's sister, but not yours."

"My sister's sister is my sister, Aunt Karen, I love my wacky family. Woohoo!" you say. Your heart leaps in your chest. Your cousins are your sisters! You kiss Aunt Karen profusely.

You stand and pull Karen to her feet. "Now you go back to bed. We'll figure out how to seduce mom later. I have three girls to satisfy."

"Oh, it won't take much. She's been avoiding having sex with you since puberty."