TPM: Morning on your lush jungle homeworld of Naboo.

From Thread 1

Yousa enjoying a bombad lunch of swamp clams. The sun is out and the wildlife of yousa's homeworld is coming out. Yousa hear a snuffing noise from behind. Yousa turn to see a small baby Shaak, a fat bulbous cow-like creature, grazing on grass. Your stalk eyes widen.

TPM: You want to fuck it.
TPM: You want to fuck it.
TPM: You want to fuck it.

You are:
Jar-Jar Binks

Movie:
The Phantom Menace