Oh yeah? And pigs will be flying next, I suppose?

From Thread 1

What a coincidence! Above you, pigs appear and start to fly. They fly gracefully and twirl around like ballerinas. While you enjoy their show, you realize you have to do something...

• Pull out a shotgun and start shooting down every pig
• Look up, point stupidly and say, "Those pigs are flying! HA!"
• Run at the speed of light out of there