Eat TRAIL MIX
From Thread 1
You start to eat some of that magical trail mix. As it turns out, though, it wasn't trail mix at all! It was actually a highly potent, deady rat poison. It must haved seemed so magical due to all of the diffrent kinds of poisons mixed to make an "irresistible poison". Almost as irresistible as JIM'S BARBEQUE where you can eat your fill.
**TRAIL MIX HAS NOW BEEN IDENTIFIED AS "RAT POISON"**
CONGLATULATIONS YOU HAVE NOW DEATH
