Drop The Gun And Go Talk To The Cops

From Thread 1

You drop the gun in the bushes behing you, and you go up to the cops. They lean over to listen to what you have to say:

"Good Morning, Men," You say to them.

"No Small Talk," They say. "What's The Gun For?"

• "It's For Our Rat Problem," You say.

• "It's In Case The President Sends Someone To F*cking Kill Me," You Tell Them.