Attempt to kick the squirrel's ass. You need that phone.
From Thread 1
With all the rage of someone who didn't have his munchies for breakfast, you move for the squirrel. It's a small jump to the branch it's on though. You try for it... and don't make it. You plunge down to the ground and you hear a snap as your spine breaks. Paralyzed, you can only watch in horror as the squirrel hops down to the ground and pisses in your face.
"You are dead"
