Absurd collection (UPDATED)

From Thread 1

Hello and welcome to the Collection of Choose your own adventures that are really absurd also know as the Absurd Choose your own adventure collection. This was started in November of 2008 by Bobyourownadventure.

If you wish to post your own absurd story here are the rules:

• Content cannot be anything above the R rating if it is the creator or I have the right to delete it.
• Advertising another CYOA is allowed on your OWN creation. Anywhere else will cause in the ad to be deleted.
• Dont be modest. If you post an adventure be sure to acknowledge yourself as author.
• I really want to try to keep the story limit to one creation per month however this is a loose rule.
• If a creation is not updated within 2 months someone else has the right to expand on it and credit themselves as a CO-AUTHOR
• Dont make the stories overly dramatic. Those are no fun and here we only accept absurd adventures. Some drama is allowed but the whole story should not be.
• I will keep track of dates and how long a story has been up without being updated. If I type "open for expansion!" next to a title then and only then should somebody edit it.
• OBviously you need to add your absurd adventure to THIS PAGE!

That about sums it up so now I bring you the very first Absurd adventure: Revenge of the Carnies (created in November 2008, by: Bobyourownadventure)