"Yeah, sucks for you. Eat it."
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You shove his face into the tray and get back to your post. The guy just kicks a lunch table and sits down.
You've passed another test. But now it's time for that raise.
You head towards the administration building and slip into your boss's office.
Your boss's office has a desk that goes on for miles and miles in every which direction... My boss's offiiiice... da da da da da da da...
Anyway, you sit down in the chair in front of his desk. Your boss is turned around to the back of the room, the back of his seat facing you.
"You're here now. Good. Take a seat."
"I'm already sitting down."
"Oh. I can't see. And you want to know what happens to people I can't see?!"