X-Batch
From Superdickery
The X-Batch is a glorious batch that cannot be moved by any mortal. It was revealed to the Superdickery Forum by DarkGob.
The "X-Batch" is from the Wallpaper of Bendis' The Pulse #9 with Wolverine hovering over a knocked-out Jessica Jones. But, the interesting thing is: Logan has a bulge (or "batch") in his pants. And since Wolverine is associated with the X-Men it was deemed the X-Batch. The X-Batch was first posted here, and I do believe "NOTHING MOVES THE X-BATCH" was posted here in response to Schide asking him to remove it. And that became DarkGob's little slogan that he had in his sig, with that Church-Sign-Maker thing saying: "Nothing Moves the X-Batch." Which is a take-off of the Blob's line from the Pryde of the X-Men cartoon (and arcade game) in which he declares "NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB!"
Over the course of time there has been other batches (for example, The Morrison-batch, and all the X-Batch's replacements), but no batch will ever replace the X-Batch. It had such a cultural impact on Superdickery that it was made into a smiley that is used often.
Some say that the X-Batch was the change of perversion that has been unleashed on Superdickery (and forced the creation of Mental Corrosion), some say it is the most beautiful form of art ever. But, no one will deny this: you can't look away.
At DarkGob's request, Zem, a no-longer-active forum user, animated the X-Batch.
