The Mechanic

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The Mechanic is the alias of DieselMan in S.U.T.M.

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Description

Known Aliases: DieselMan, DM, Patrick, Hitler-Loving Queer

Super-Weapon needs destruction? The Mechanic. Need a huge bipedal machine of death? The Mechanic. Toilet not working? The Mechanic.

Powers

He can fix stuff. Pretty well too. Although sometimes, he fucks up big time. Whoopsie daisy.

Origin

Well, as a kid, he studied machines. As a teenager, he did the same. As an adult? More. But one time, when working on a car, it fell on him, knocking him unconcious, crushing his Gameboy. When he woke up, he was a pretty damned good mechanic, even at new technology. He was recruited by the Organization because it was an Organization car, and the Agent felt guilty.

Reason for the name

He's a diesel mechanic.

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