The Goddamn

From Superdickery

When this Superdickery Forum member first register, DarkGob saw the username and immediately suspected the person of being a sockpuppet, some attempt to milk the Goddamn Batman joke for all it was worth. Wishing to cut this individual off at the pass, Gob made a post calling The Goddamn out, insisting that the joke would be stupid.

He ended up being completely wrong. Oops.

The Goddamn has since become a regular member of the forum.

Ridiculously sexy with an equally sexy girlfriend.

Proof needs to be posted here.

Superhero Profile:

Superhero identity: The Goddamn

Aliases: The Breastmaster, Christopher Walken

Some teammates can call me DADDY, if they feel like it.

Secret identity: Attila Fhackin Gál.

Education:

- I grew up on what they call the „Whore Corner“. It taught me everything I need. I’m street smart bitches!

Powers and abilities:

- Like all hungarians, I know how to make hommade explosives, attack police cars without reason and immune to tear-gas.

- I’m also sneaky.

Plot development:

- In high school I closed some weaker guys into the closet, so they’ll miss class and put a floppy disk into an annoying girl’s mouth when she was being dumb, which made her cry (and didn’t boot in to my dissappointment) so I have a dark past I’m trying to make up for.