The Event of Minor-To-Little Importance
From Superdickery
The Event of Minor-To-Little Importance was an event that Virgil did at Mental Corrosion after he returned from a nearly month-long break.
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Phase One
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Phase Two
Virgil announced that the event would be occuring soon, and gave it a name. He also gave a time for when it would happen, so everyone could be around to see it.
Phase Two.Five
Virgil finally figured out what the event would be, and created one of those nifty fortune teller devices out of a piece of paper. He still has it lying around somewhere.
Phase Three
Virgil created a thread titled "3" which proclaimed The Event of Minor-To-Little Importance was occuring. This topic was a poll containing the following choices: Red, Green, Blue, and Light Urple. Light Urple won. He then locked the thread, and used the fortune teller device to see what the next poll would be.
Phase Four
Virgil created a thread titled "2", which was another poll. It contained the following choices: 1, 41, 3, Eleventeen. Eleventeen won by a large shot. He then locked the thread, and used the fortune teller device to see what the next poll would be. By this point he was a little ticked off that they kept choosing the longest option.
Phase Five
Virgil created a thread titled "1', and gave the following choices: 2, Threeve, 4, $Texas. Threeve won. Virgil locked the topic and performed the last round of fortune telling, and got the final answer.
Phase Six
These are what the options turned out to be:
1 - A continuity reset!
41 - I'd finally write a new LoVEG
3 - Reset everyone's post count
Eleventeen - Round everyone's post count to nearest title rank
2 - Delete Forum
4 - Allow spam and that crap
Texas with a dollar sign infront of it - Pull a Mike Miksch and tell you my unpronounceable last name.
After it was obvious the board chose Threeve, Virgil announced he was stepping down as admin of Mental Corrosion. This then created the Admin Elections, which continued on to CE
