ROBRAM89

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He sucks. No-one likes Rob. Even Rob's own Mom is indifferent to him.

He inspires rage in everyone by posting 1534 messages a day. Even though Rob only joined the forum in December 2005, as of March 2006, he had 73,432 posts to his name. Most of these posts were just used to start a flame war with other members. Because of this reason, Bunny of Doom wants to kill him and rape his corpse, if they ever meet. Ykari has mentioned many times that she wants to stab Rob's eyeballs out. Then again, Ykari says this to all the guys, so I guess it doesn't count.

Rob accidently coined the "People, we just got OUT of some crap like this..." phrase. This is one of the many memorable phrases attributed to Rob. Unfortunately I can't remember any of the others. Oh, well!!!

Minnesota President is indifferent to Rob's supposed annoyances, and takes advantage of the majority's intolerance by supporting him when it would piss everyone else off. For example, it was she who gave him the link to Cerebral Erosion.

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Raping

Given the option, Sam J Whatley would rather rape Rob BEFORE killing him. This is because not everyone on Superdickery is a necrophiliac.


However Sam is insane for if Rob was alive when raped, his essence would transfer out of his asshole into the penetrator and he would live again. (And that would be terrible!)


Most of all Rob has a thick skin so it will take many stabs to get through it. My advice is to use a gun with armour piercing rounds.Bunnyofdoom 18:38, 10 March 2006 (PST)bunnyofdoom Retrieved from "http://www.editthis.info/superdickerycom/index.php/ROBRAM89"

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