Jack Cain

From Superdickery

Jack Cain is the official pariah of the boards, and rightfully so.

History

A fairly new member, initially not mauled or mocked heavily due to quiet temperament, he was remanded severely for emoticon abuse.

Has since re-earned his emoticon privileges when due to DarkGob's infamous "I'm retconning you" comment, he was allowed to use the Owned emoticon.

He had an epic battle with DarkGob which spanned 2 days. DarkGob found the whole thing mostly amusing, while jack was considerably less amused. After much convincing (with Schide finally stepping in and bringing order to chaos), Jack let the matter drop.

Also once drew the wrath of Bizarre by insulting Ykari. You know he did something wrong to piss off a guy as nice as Bizarre.

It is also very important to remember that he is only serious 20% of the time, and not serious 80% of the time.

Believes that The Great Clusterfuck Of November 2007 would bring about the end of Superdickery. Then believed that it would not bring about the end of Superdickery by bringing about the end of Superdickery, or something.

Threatened to give himself a drunken circumcision at home in November 2008.

Superhero Profile

Superhero Name: Jack Cain

Real Name: Nathan Saucier

Age: 21

Powers: Can teleport, is a dragon. Also has swords.

Education: Homeschool and ongoing self education.

Significant Work Experience:

-Many chores and odd jobs, I'm the perfect extra pair of hands for any task.

-And also I am practiced in event organization.

Other posititve personality traits:

-Clever, tenatious, durable.

-Completely insane.