House of Mike

From Superdickery

One night, Mike decided that it was only fitting for him to be the #1 poster on the board (as opposed to #11), so using his vast admin powers he raised his post count to 10,000 posts, gaining him the never-before-seen animated X-Batch post count icon. Soon realizing that Drink and/or DarkGob would catch up to him quickly, he negated their post counts. However, he decided that he didn't feel like seeing the animated X-Batch every time he posted, and he was too lazy to change it to something else. So instead, he changed everything back -- with one minor detail. He forgot how many posts he had before, so instead he changed his post count to 5000, making him the #6 top poster on the board.