Hercules

From Superdickery

An extremely strong guy, son of Zeus and some chick no one cares about. He had to do 10 labors, but he did 2 of them with help, so he had to do 2 more. Then he got killed by his wife, who poisoned him by accident, on the grounds that she though he was cheating on her, even though he wasn't. That whole part is too fucked-up to explain any better.

In comics, he raped Wonder Woman's mom. However, he's sorry now and wants to fuck Wonder Girl. What's creepy is that she's his half sister, but ancient Greek's aren't too bothered by that sort of thing.

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